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I think once you see the graphs you'll udnerstand why I made the predications I did...
14:02 27/04/10 Administrator2
I would hope that the feedback is pooled in some sort of wiki or discussion forum, as to the prediction it's nice to see that I was completely ignored :D
13:33 27/04/10 Lord Vader
The graphs are currently in the admin section (it's very posh...we have a sofa, a big TV, and lots of buttons on a desk that I'm not allowed to touch). Not sure they are fit for human consumption as yet, as they run like a dog (they are generated dynamically from the game logs, and there are a _lot_ of logs). I suspect Rob can do something to speed them up a bit...

My gut feeling is that the end-game was a bit of a random crap-shoot... reading through the various message/alliance pages most teams had a tactic of 'start at the top and work down', or occasionally 'start at the bottom and work up'. I'd be interested in hearing the players opinion on that (given that there would be some out-of-game communication, especially between certain Byrnie-EMW alliances for example).

For the record, I put down a prediction of winners after about 2 days;
1) Nauseated Weasel
2) Mr Ping / Majestic Fizz



13:01 27/04/10 Administrator2
The graphs are currently in the admin section (it's very posh...we have a sofa, a big TV, and lots of buttons on a desk that I'm not allowed to touch). Not sure they are fit for human consumption as yet, as they run like a dog (they are generated dynamically from the game logs, and there are a _lot_ of logs). I suspect Rob can do something to speed them up a bit...

My gut feeling is that the end-game was a bit of a random crap-shoot... reading through the various message/alliance pages most teams had a tactic of 'start at the top and work down', or occasionally 'start at the bottom and work up'. I'd be interested in hearing the players opinion on that (given that there would be some out-of-game communication, especially between certain Byrnie-EMW alliances for example).

For the record, I put down a prediction of winners after about 2 days;
1) Nauseated Weasel
2) Mr Ping / Majestic Fizz



12:56 27/04/10 Administrator2
Pete is an admin this game, not a player. The graphs are (as I understand it) generated as the game runs. Understandably, this is not public info while the game is running...

When the game ends (which I'm surprised hasn't happened automatically?) Rob will put together a page of info.
12:13 27/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
By the way where is all the graphs and endgame stats going to be posted? I am curious to hear Pete talking about the game...
11:45 27/04/10 Lord Vader
Well it seems that the money cancelling feature did not work so well... Or maybe the leaderboard is screwy...
11:42 27/04/10 Lord Vader
99%
Murder
FROM: 10:16 26/04/10 :: TO: 16:16 27/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 5h 1m
Target Pawn: David
11:15 27/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
Pete here (I've been watching through an admin account)

The graphs are interesting stuff (take bloody ages to load). I have some feedback for Rob too, based on an external view of the game
10:08 27/04/10 Administrator2
But according to the guide, in endgame players without pawns should lose their resources...

Think something screwy is going on.

Looking forward to some tasty graphage...
10:02 27/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
Still Nauseated is on top, the leader board is terribly dependent on the money I guess...
9:09 27/04/10 Lord Vader
Great game everybody, now I am waiting for the debriefing because there are a couple of points that IMHO could make the game a little bit better!
9:05 27/04/10 Lord Vader
Well done everyone, good game
8:59 27/04/10 Nauseated Weasel
Congrats. I lied BTW, would have ended at 4.16pm if Morgan hadn't snuffed it...
8:55 27/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
WAIT A SECOND! I won!!! :D Well at least I am the last one standing by the looks of it... :D
8:23 27/04/10 Lord Vader
Well played all.
8:05 27/04/10 Anonymous
Morgan is dead.
7:48 27/04/10 Chom Isis
Then you've won, chapeau.
21:57 26/04/10 Lord Vader
Weasel's out...
21:47 26/04/10 A-Man
Weasel's out...
21:44 26/04/10 A-Man
You have 21 hours.
21:18 26/04/10 Anonymous
SO, Nauseated, it's me and you, care to tell me when the kill job is scheduled for? You have been a worthy opponent!
20:59 26/04/10 Lord Vader
Look at the time the job went through and look at when he killed himself... :D PEFECT!

I knackered the hell out of it! That'll really piss him off.
Alistair Pirahna - 20:58 26/04/10
Go to completed jobs
20:59 26/04/10 Anonymous
Richard has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
20:58 26/04/10 Chom Isis
Plenty of time for cock ups yet...
19:45 26/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
nope, Morgan is Ping's. Congrats to you sir
19:10 26/04/10 A-Man
Well unless there is a major cock-up Morgan will be the last one standing, my best compliments to the owner (Nauseated?).
18:41 26/04/10 Anonymous
Bye Bye Richard, you've served me well and i'll gladly take 3rd place.

Good game gents (and possibly ladies...?), bring on the next one in June.
16:57 26/04/10 A-Man
Whoopsie someone is hitting 'THE RICHARD' pretty heavily...
13:32 26/04/10 Anonymous
Tough shit...
13:05 26/04/10 Anonymous
'It seems that no one needs people like me with my professional qualification anymore. - 12:13 26/04/10'

Do you see what you've done!?! Heartless bastards, the lot of you.
13:01 26/04/10 Anonymous
Will surely loose, because I was short of breath (cash), but just for your information, since I could not go for a straight murder, I went for this instead... Enjoy.



Destroy Life Input
FROM: 4:04 27/04/10 :: TO: 7:04 27/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 20h 27m
Target: Richard

Destroy Life Input
FROM: 23:37 26/04/10 :: TO: 2:37 27/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 16h
Target: Richard

Destroy Life Input
FROM: 17:37 26/04/10 :: TO: 20:37 26/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 10h
Target: Richard
10:38 26/04/10 Anonymous
looks like trying to blow Richard up didn't work so well ! ... unfortunately there's fuck all i can do about his impending suicide as i have no money
10:02 26/04/10 Anonymous
oops, I mean David of course..
22:42 25/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
Hm, interesting. So if Morgan is Sah's, whose is Jerry?
22:40 25/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
are you serious Ping? I've got intel saying Morgan is yours or Sah's... mind you i'm 8th and still in so i suppose anything's possible...
21:52 25/04/10 A-Man
Damn. That's me out. Hope you enjoy the various nasty jobs I have set...
21:32 25/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
Jerry is dead.
20:57 25/04/10 Chom Isis
Dear Rob,

As there isn't any easy way to include a screenshot to prove that i am indeed still in the game, please confirm to Vader that i do indeed still own a pawn, in the process confirming that Vader = FAIL

Regards,
A-Man
19:21 25/04/10 A-Man
Unlikely looking at the standings, but nice try.
17:51 25/04/10 Lord Vader
I have one left ... same as you

Vader = FAIL
17:42 25/04/10 A-Man
I understand that loosing to a dyslectic lunatic with heavy bronchitis and a metallic voice might be hard to accept, isn't it A-Man? Or do you want to list the number of pawns that you have left? :)
16:57 25/04/10 Lord Vader
someone else had the same idea.. I think that Richard is going to have a bad couple of days.
14:55 25/04/10 Anonymous
bloody keyboard? BLOODY KEYBOARD?!!

have you tried looking at your keyboard? try it now, go on. I'll give you a few seconds.



Now, do see you how far apart the 'r' and the 'k' buttons are? DO YOU?

Vader = FAIL

(this will at least keep me amused until the end of the game)
14:06 25/04/10 A-Man
Richard needs to be killed by slowly getting him mad and sad and shit, that is the will of the Administrator Rob Ian Lang, aka Sooty, aka 'The Ginge(r)'. So there.
12:59 25/04/10 Anonymous
Yeah right 'weaK' I meant WEAK for Palpatine's SAKE! (bloody keyboard!)
12:57 25/04/10 Lord Vader
hey, i want some 'wear' powers! Vader = FAIL
12:09 25/04/10 A-Man
At least give Richard some dignity, murder him rather than trying to make him suicide you bastards!
12:08 25/04/10 Anonymous
Your powers are wear old-anonymous man if you think that I gave up already! (no seriously I think that Rob knows the winner since two days ago looking at the job queue)...
11:27 25/04/10 Lord Vader
Oi, Vader: You put in a last ditch job rather than trusting things to resolve in your favour?

I find your lack of faith disturbing...
0:37 25/04/10 Anonymous
Hee hee,Bobby will soon be... oh, wait. He's dead already :-(
18:13 24/04/10 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
4 pawns left. 4 players in. Exciting stuff.
18:07 24/04/10 Administrator
Ok that's it I have finished my part of the deal, no more pawns going to die from my lethal Dart Vader Choke. Well there is a little 'last ditch' shot at one pawn but that's not going to change anything and moreover it's probably going to happen when the game is over.
17:11 24/04/10 Lord Vader
Bobby is dead.
17:01 24/04/10 Chom Isis
I do, for now....
10:30 24/04/10 Lord Vader
so, who else still has a pawn in?
10:30 24/04/10 A-Man
Robbie is dead.
10:07 24/04/10 Chom Isis
Teddy is dead.
8:01 24/04/10 Chom Isis
Johnathon is dead.
6:01 24/04/10 Chom Isis
Quentin is dead.
20:01 23/04/10 Chom Isis
I can almost hear Europe's 'The Final Countdown' playing... oh wait, i left my iPod on.
9:59 23/04/10 A-Man
Brady is dead.
9:47 23/04/10 Chom Isis
Toby is dead.
4:01 23/04/10 Chom Isis
Steve is dead.
22:58 22/04/10 Chom Isis
Although 99% is not certainty. For 12 jobs there is an 11% chance that at least one will fail, and that's assuming that they're all set at 99%...
14:14 22/04/10 Anonymous
All the pawns have Murder Jobs against them. Don't forget that the last person with pawns on the hourly tick over is the winner - even if there are outstanding Murder jobs!
14:02 22/04/10 Administrator
bloody nora!
I choice someone at random and they then died...

Quentin next please...
11:46 22/04/10 Anonymous
Lloyd is dead.
11:29 22/04/10 Chom Isis
13... unlucky for some Lloyd ...
9:47 22/04/10 Anonymous
The bottom 6 are without pawns for sure... bit slow on the up take there old buddy
13:55 21/04/10 A-Man
We now know for sure that at least one player is without pawns.
13:52 21/04/10 Anonymous
Evan is dead.
9:26 21/04/10 Chom Isis
Darrell is dead.
19:21 20/04/10 Chom Isis
Marc is dead.
13:40 20/04/10 Chom Isis
Cary is dead.
22:01 19/04/10 Chom Isis
I think that this version of Chom is actually worse than the previous game I have played, of course I will vent my rage at Rob later when we are all dead and Sah will be the winner, but I have the strong distinct feeling that this last bit is all down to luck...
19:10 19/04/10 Anonymous
Hmm, interesting point A-Man. I'm tempted to regiter as 123Aardvark next time. That said, there is no second place, only first amoungst the losers...
18:44 19/04/10 Anonymous
I've managed to move up without doing anything... if it's sorted alphabetically, does that mean i'm going to come second by default? :-)
16:03 19/04/10 A-Man
Ross is dead.
15:35 19/04/10 Chom Isis
Clearly you don't know Rob Lang very well... this is all just an experiment to see how long we will follow the rules and play the game for, like sheep....

Baaaaaaaaa.....
15:17 19/04/10 Anonymous
Leonardo is dead.
15:10 19/04/10 Chom Isis
If that was the case the game would be over, and we would be told...
15:10 19/04/10 Anonymous
NEWS JUST IN!

Bobby
00:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 00:33 27/03/10-
Brady
01:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 01:33 27/03/10
Cary
02:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 02:33 27/03/10
Darrell
03:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 03:33 27/03/10
David
04:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 04:33 27/03/10
Evan
05:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 05:33 27/03/10
Jerry
06:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 06:33 27/03/10
Johnathon
07:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 07:33 27/03/10
Leonardo
08:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 08:33 27/03/10
Lloyd
09:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 09:33 27/03/10
Marc
10:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 11:33 27/03/10
Morgan
12:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 12:33 27/03/10
Quentin
13:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 13:33 27/03/10
Richard
14:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 14:33 27/03/10
Robbie
15:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 15:33 27/03/10
Ross
16:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 16:33 27/03/10
Steve
17:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 17:33 27/03/10
Teddy
18:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 18:33 27/03/10
Toby
19:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 19:33 27/03/10


They're all Weasel's!
Oh well, looks like the game's finished...
13:41 19/04/10 Anonymous
Johnathon
21:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Steel Cipher
Created by a spy job at 21:33 27/03/10
21:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Crikey OReilly
Created by a spy job at 21:33 27/03/10
13:11 19/04/10 Anonymous
Bruce is dead.
12:34 19/04/10 Chom Isis
Zachery is dead.
7:01 19/04/10 Chom Isis
Kevolution is almost certainly out... unless the leaderboard's calculated using some weird ass formula...
16:01 18/04/10 Anonymous
Chester is dead.
15:01 18/04/10 Chom Isis
Murder
FROM: 13:04 22/04/10 :: TO: 19:04 23/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 5d 6h 41m
Target Pawn: Ross
79-99%

Murder
FROM: 3:19 22/04/10 :: TO: 9:19 25/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 6d 12h 46m
Target Pawn: Darrell
79-99%

Murder
FROM: 3:19 22/04/10 :: TO: 9:19 23/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 4d 20h 56m
Target Pawn: Brady
79-99%
12:26 18/04/10 Anonymous
Bruce
13:38 12/03/10 (1mo 6d 11h 43m ) Created by: Chom
Eternal
Created by a spy job at 13:38 12/03/10
13:38 12/03/10 (1mo 6d 11h 43m ) Created by: Chom
The Majestic Fizz
Created by a spy job at 13:38 12/03/10
12:22 18/04/10 Anonymous
Chester
20:21 8/04/10 (9d 15h 59m ) Created by: Chom
Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
Created by a spy job at 20:21 8/04/10
20:21 8/04/10 (9d 15h 59m ) Created by: Chom
Steel Cipher
Created by a spy job at 20:21 8/04/10
12:21 18/04/10 Anonymous
Zatchery is either WESTMINSTER or KEVOLUTION.
12:20 18/04/10 Anonymous
Looking at the board i'd imagine that Marc is owned by Nauseated Weasel as Gordon is almost certainly out. Anyone for some murder?
11:01 18/04/10 Anonymous
Ron is dead.
8:42 18/04/10 Chom Isis
Yehudi is dead.
5:01 18/04/10 Chom Isis
Neil is dead.
2:01 18/04/10 Chom Isis
Marc is owned by either GORDON or NAUSEATED WEASEL.
0:09 18/04/10 Anonymous
Neither Chester or Zachery are owned by Nauseated Weasel. Nor me either btw, save your resources and fight the fish.
22:54 17/04/10 Crikey OReilly
Toby is owned by Lord Vader or Sah. Any one care to share?
22:52 17/04/10 Crikey OReilly
the alliance against fish is open for business. message me with request for details.
22:51 17/04/10 Crikey OReilly
3 murders failed in a row, it isn't going well
19:52 17/04/10 Nauseated Weasel
Does anyone have information on MARC? Owner maybe?
15:49 17/04/10 Anonymous
'A lot closer than you might imagine...'

If anyone wants to try and halt Fish's inevitable advance to victory might i suggest forming alliances with anyone, and i mean anyone, that you know who is playing...

Nail Fish then sort it out amongst yourselves...
11:49 17/04/10 Anonymous
Really? It seems that he sits there since the very beginning hoarding shitloads of money waiting for the very last minute to kill us all.... :(
10:04 17/04/10 Anonymous
I know a lot of you are thinking that Nauseated Weasel has already won but this isn't the case. It's a lot closer than you might imagine. The end game stats will show that.
10:01 17/04/10 Administrator
Kaleb is dead.
9:01 17/04/10 Chom Isis
I mean no disrespect but it seems that he's getting a lot more happier than before... Strange way to kill him... #fail
0:14 17/04/10 Anonymous
Steve should be dead in the next 8 hours.. _
17:56 16/04/10 Anonymous
There is a lot of activity going on by the looks of the ops being booked, when are all your murder attempts planned for? I have one going down the drain in 16 hours or so....
16:29 16/04/10 Anonymous
Can someone please put me out of my misery and make Steve suicide, whilst he's alive i have a feeble sense of hope...
14:42 16/04/10 Anonymous
Padraig is dead.
13:50 16/04/10 Chom Isis
Sorry Weasel, but I thought it was funny.
12:59 16/04/10 Anonymous
Uriah has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
6:01 16/04/10 Chom Isis
Kenneth is dead.
3:01 16/04/10 Chom Isis
Bart is dead.
15:00 15/04/10 Chom Isis
Randy is dead.
10:20 15/04/10 Chom Isis
17 destroy life inputs on Uriah in 4 days! It's a bit keen isn't it?
9:31 15/04/10 Anonymous
31 little pawns left on the wall... someone go and get Dick Cheney and his shotgun
13:35 14/04/10 Anonymous
Jeffery is dead.
13:01 14/04/10 Chom Isis
I will be disappointed if Steve's price doesn't go up more... i'm looking for a record price here people!
17:51 13/04/10 Anonymous
I like that... you'll make it public but you've done it anonymously ... coward
16:39 13/04/10 A-Man
I propose we make out public the names of the pawns that we are going to kill. The game is over and whoever wins will do that by sheer luck for not having been picked up.

My targets have been:
Kaleb, Darrel Ross and Leonardo

Give them 3 days and they will be history.

Oh and someone kills that bastard that bid 7500 creds on STEVE!!! I have finished all my cash... :(
16:34 13/04/10 Anonymous
So A-Man, now that I have crushed you like a bug can I interest you in joining me?

Muwahahahahahaaha
11:57 13/04/10 Nauseated Weasel
Looks like i'm all out apart from being an alliance resource gatherer... let me know if you'd like an extra 10 per hour
11:45 13/04/10 A-Man
There I am in the 14th spot for the whole game and at the last moment, the alphabet decides that I am no longer worthy!!!

Where is the justice?
11:45 13/04/10 Player Name
Cue the operatives getting booked up with murders for the next 4 days.

9:58 13/04/10 Anonymous
Logan is dead.
9:46 13/04/10 Chom Isis
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodhogodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
9:13 13/04/10 Anonymous
Chom Isis has now entered the End Game. No new pawns will be added and resources for any player without pawns have been set to zero. Thank you.
6:01 13/04/10 Chom Isis
Lawrence is dead.
5:36 13/04/10 Chom Isis
Kendrick has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
8:01 12/04/10 Chom Isis
Darryl is dead.
2:01 12/04/10 Chom Isis
Roberto is dead.
13:01 11/04/10 Chom Isis
Jonas is dead.
9:51 11/04/10 Chom Isis
Dino is dead.
7:01 10/04/10 Chom Isis
'Kill the first one of the list and you will feel immensely better!'

... you think i haven't already done that? You lot made a mistake outbidding me, my resource has been used purely out of anger now!
0:12 10/04/10 Anonymous
it happened to me three days ago on TWO pawns dying more or less in the space of 10 minuites... It's quite crap. Kill the first one of the list and you will feel immensely better!
18:42 9/04/10 Anonymous
now that's what i call unfortunate timing, logging in just as one of your pawns is offed... you're all BASTARDS!
18:12 9/04/10 Anonymous
Gerard is dead.
18:09 9/04/10 Chom Isis
And yes it cost more than just having him murdered. But the knock on effects to his owner were worth it. :-)
14:54 9/04/10 Anonymous
How many Destroy Life Inputs did it take to knock terence over the edge? From Cheerful to Dead here was the process:

Destroy Life Input
FROM: 2:44 9/04/10 :: TO: 5:44 9/04/10
Target: Terence - 99% - Success
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 7:28 8/04/10 :: TO: 10:28 8/04/10
Target: Terence - 99% - Success
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 15:22 7/04/10 :: TO: 18:22 7/04/10
Target: Terence - 99% - Success
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 15:22 7/04/10 :: TO: 18:22 7/04/10
Target: Terence- 99% - Success
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 9:23 7/04/10 :: TO: 12:23 7/04/10
Target: Terence - 99% - Success

The answer is 5. Hope it didn't wipe out too much of your money. hehehehe
14:53 9/04/10 Anonymous
Terence has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
14:44 9/04/10 Chom Isis
Leo is dead.
5:01 9/04/10 Chom Isis
Rudy is dead.
2:01 9/04/10 Chom Isis
look at that, the Baggio brothers have appeared in the auction... bit past their prime in my opinion, and don't trust ol' Robbie with any penalties...
17:53 8/04/10 A-Man
pick the first five and have fun looking at them squealing!
16:37 8/04/10 Anonymous
right... having barely signed in all game i've just found myself with a truck load of funds...

suggest targets please
12:11 8/04/10 Anonymous
Hubert is dead.
11:33 8/04/10 Chom Isis
Don't Panic!!
.
..
...
Okay, Now Panic!
22:37 7/04/10 Anonymous
Jude is dead.
22:33 7/04/10 Chom Isis
End game is imminent.
22:09 7/04/10 Administrator
Milton is dead.
21:06 7/04/10 Chom Isis
That your pawn has been spied on and is likely to be munching on a leadwich soon...
18:53 6/04/10 Anonymous
Can somebody tell me what the hell this means?

'Been feeling a bit uneasy today. Don't know why, I think it might be the weather. It's been so cloudy and grey recently. Foreboding.'
18:40 6/04/10 Anonymous
Fred is dead.
14:01 6/04/10 Chom Isis
Buddy is dead.
4:01 6/04/10 Chom Isis
Walter is dead.
0:01 6/04/10 Chom Isis
Drew is dead.
13:23 5/04/10 Chom Isis
Wendell is dead.
6:54 5/04/10 Chom Isis
Al has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
3:01 5/04/10 Chom Isis
Mateo is dead.
19:01 4/04/10 Chom Isis
The notorious Easter Bunny strikes again. Four murders in one day...
I wonder who will be next? Walter?
15:58 4/04/10 Anonymous
Damon is dead.
2:01 4/04/10 Chom Isis
Derrick is dead.
1:01 4/04/10 Chom Isis
Greg is dead.
0:01 4/04/10 Chom Isis
Dwight is dead.
13:01 3/04/10 Chom Isis
If anyone has anything important to say to Dwight, you'd better not put it off too long.
I'm just an old romantic I know...
19:57 2/04/10 Anonymous
Correct. So why am I being unfairly victimised?
17:25 31/03/10 Nauseated Weasel
The higher the number on the leader board the better ... right?
16:39 31/03/10 Player Name
Amir is dead.
16:01 31/03/10 Chom Isis
Terry is dead.
10:12 31/03/10 Chom Isis
Terrence is dead.
9:22 31/03/10 Chom Isis
Brenden is dead.
8:56 30/03/10 Chom Isis
Harvey is dead.
2:01 30/03/10 Chom Isis
Weekend brought calm and time to think about the pawns lives, stopping all the bloodshed in order to increase their mood and live all together in a better and more happy world.

Then Monday came:

Murder
FROM: 19:14 28/03/10 :: TO: 1:14 30/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 46m
Target Pawn: Betterkeepthesurprise
0:30 30/03/10 Anonymous
or quiet even.
20:00 29/03/10 Anonymous
Hmmm, very quite round here.
19:59 29/03/10 Anonymous
Dear Administrator Rob,

Given my actual position on the terraqueous globe that you all call Earth, make sure you give one of the ops plenty of money and a good map to reach me.

Did you see that the milkman has changed recently? AH! And you thought that WE thought that this was just a game!

Nauseated Weasel (a.k.a. Fish)
0:41 29/03/10 Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Thanks for your feedback. Just thought you ought to know that when it says 'anonymous' what that really means is 'anonymous to the other players'.

I'll be sending one if the operatives round to your house tonight. And you thought this was a game!
Rob
22:12 28/03/10 Administrator
Dear Administrator,

That's it. This game is totally rubbish and the GMT thing is the last of incredibly great blunders that I am prepared to put up with.

If you are not able to get the GMT right I suggest you retire from online game programming and start a new career in the growing market of gay-adorers.

Yours Truly,

Nauseated Weasel
14:13 28/03/10 Anonymous
All times are GMT. The club does not recognize British Summer Time daylight saving.
9:55 28/03/10 Administrator
Interesting...

Looks like HARVEY is a TECHNOPHILE
0:34 28/03/10 Anonymous
On second thoughts, i don't really want this Milton chap... someone outbid me if you'd be so kind, ta
23:47 26/03/10 Anonymous
On second thoughts, i don't really want this Milton chap... someone outbid me if you'd be so kind, ta
23:19 26/03/10 Anonymous
These updates do help. All these pawns are hard to keep track of.
14:59 26/03/10 Nauseated Weasel
Weasel, we got Devin and we are coming after Amir.

And anotherone goes and anotherone goes and anotherone bites the dust...
14:56 26/03/10 Anonymous
Devin is dead.
14:10 26/03/10 Chom Isis
Braden is dead.
6:01 26/03/10 Chom Isis
Come in Braden, your time is up!
23:31 25/03/10 Anonymous
Antonio is dead.
18:13 25/03/10 Chom Isis
Leaderboard
This leaderboard shows the standing of the players in the system. The leaderboard is representative only of Chom Isis' opinion of the state of play and takes into account only those things that Chom Isis can measure.

1 ???
2 Lord Vader
3 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
4 Sah
5 A-Man
6 Crikey OReilly
7 The Kevolution
8 Steel Cipher
9 The Majestic Fizz
10 Westminster
11 Eternal
12 Gordon
13 RobertIanWLang
14 Player Name
1,000,000 Nauseated Weasel
14:52 25/03/10 Anonymous
If MAD MAX bans Fish then Nauseated Weasel shouldn't be allowed in should he?
Members of MAD MAX. Time to focus on Nauseated Weasel otherwise we will all be turned over.
14:15 25/03/10 Anonymous
I've been sent an anonymous message meant for Fish.

'Hey Fish we are targetting you. Had you noticed yet?'

Two things.
1. Have you noticed?
2. Comically Crikey O'Reilly replied to my answer
10:58 25/03/10 Anonymous
Owen is dead.
23:01 24/03/10 Chom Isis
Leonard is dead.
16:42 24/03/10 Chom Isis
Howard is dead.
4:01 24/03/10 Chom Isis
Some one is fishing!
22:00 23/03/10 Anonymous
Crickey? CRICKEY!!! piss off WAESEL!
18:01 23/03/10 Anonymous
This anonymous message is brought to you by A-Man and his alliance members Player Name and Crickey O'Reilly.

How is the new alliance working out for you, your names seem to be slipping down the leader board for some reason?

Anyway do pop in, have a look around, they have left a bit of info about their pawns behind.

16:37 23/03/10 Nauseated Weasel
Anybody wanting to join an alliance, This Is WARD(D)! has a password of 'shirtsleaves'... this'll fuck Weasel up good and proper
16:20 23/03/10 Anonymous
Dave is dead.
15:39 23/03/10 Chom Isis
Damn, too busy having a life to remember to bid for pawns
9:27 23/03/10 Anonymous
Niall is dead.
8:31 23/03/10 Chom Isis
Noel is dead.
6:01 23/03/10 Chom Isis
Bret has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
5:01 23/03/10 Chom Isis
I posted a critical bug for Rob a while back, something was obviously wrong as there hadn't been any murders for 12 hours or so.

Clearly this bug has been fixed, and I congratulate him :)
20:18 22/03/10 Steel Cipher
Bruce loves his house in Gravel Hill. Lets hope he doesn't move before being killed...
16:06 22/03/10 Anonymous
Niall loves his home. Anyone know where it is?
16:05 22/03/10 Anonymous
Teddy likes his gadgets. A real technophile...
16:05 22/03/10 Anonymous
Zachery - owned by Westminster. A new target...
9:56 22/03/10 Anonymous
'Todd is dead.'

Man down! Man down!
9:16 22/03/10 Anonymous
Todd is dead.
2:01 22/03/10 Chom Isis
Clarence has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
2:01 22/03/10 Chom Isis
Tommie is dead.
22:27 21/03/10 Chom Isis
Collin is dead.
16:01 20/03/10 Chom Isis
Oh well someone did it before me...
15:04 20/03/10 Anonymous
Johnny is dead.
14:01 20/03/10 Chom Isis
Ho ho ho...

Murder
FROM: 19:48 19/03/10 :: TO: 1:48 21/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 20h 46m
Target Pawn: YouwishIdleftthenameeh! :D
5:02 20/03/10 Anonymous
Jimmie is dead.
20:01 19/03/10 Chom Isis
Jude is owned by Sah
17:09 19/03/10 Anonymous
Myles is dead.
12:01 19/03/10 Chom Isis
Om nom
11:09 19/03/10 Anonymous
Collin's got a funny nose. Can someone turn him into fishfood?
11:06 19/03/10 Anonymous
A forewarning ... by the 26th March, 4 more pawns will be dead, save your money in preparation for the auction...
13:58 18/03/10 Anonymous
Perhaps we need an anti Weasel coalition. Anyone game? I think that unless we act collectively Vader and Weasel will be picking over the scraps of our corpses before too long.
13:38 18/03/10 Anonymous
Perhaps we need an anti Weasel coalition. Anyone game? I think that unless we act collectively Vader and Weasel will be picking over the scraps of our corpses before too long.
13:11 18/03/10 Anonymous
Devin is owned by Nauseated Weasel - confirmed. Save your money, I have put out a job to kill him. Is going to take a while though.
13:10 18/03/10 Anonymous
I've just done one on Clarence, anyelse want to pile in?
12:54 18/03/10 Anonymous
very slowly, best to schedule 3 or 4 in quick succession to knock someone off...
10:30 18/03/10 A-Man
How qucikly do people get sadder if a life input is destroyed?
10:11 18/03/10 Anonymous
Does anyone have intel on pawns that probably belong to NW?
8:21 18/03/10 Anonymous
Jude:-

Sah or The Kevolution
8:19 18/03/10 Anonymous
Beau is dead.
7:33 18/03/10 Chom Isis
Quinton is dead.
5:01 18/03/10 Chom Isis
Confirmed:

Bruce is Crikey's! KILL HIM!
0:20 18/03/10 Anonymous
Toby:-
Sah or RobertIanWLang

... also he takes size 12 boots.
20:17 17/03/10 Anonymous
Have you no conscience? I miss you my little pawn... sniff
17:43 17/03/10 Anonymous
'I'm alive, still alive. I survived another night in Reading, the murder capital of the world' (Anonymous Pawn)
8:59 17/03/10 Anonymous
MURDER.... I thank you Mr Weasel

55-95% Murder
FROM: 22:56 15/03/10 :: TO: 4:56 17/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 21h 1m
Target Pawn: Walker
89-99% Murder
FROM: 6:36 15/03/10 :: TO: 12:36 16/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 4h 41m
Target Pawn: Johnathan
5:27 17/03/10 Anonymous
Johnathan is dead.
5:24 17/03/10 Chom Isis
many
15:50 16/03/10 Anonymous
how many pawns will die as soon as they are bought i wonder?
14:17 16/03/10 A-Man
But NW will be getting his at the moment. And another one of his pawns bites the dust.
14:13 16/03/10 Anonymous
Walker is dead.
13:01 16/03/10 Chom Isis
It's nauseated Weasel that is betting like a madman, the ranking is affected by how much money one has, and he's been up there forever. I think that if someone overbids all his puny attempts of getting the pawns he will soon jump to first place as usual.

DON'T BE FOOLED the beta testers know the game better than us 'first timers' and are using this to win.
11:40 16/03/10 Anonymous
Looking at the leader board it must be Vader.

Suck my Wookiee, then give me pawn!!!

10:41 16/03/10 Anonymous
Who is hoarding all the pawns? :) Can we out them?
9:21 16/03/10 Anonymous
MURDER....
55-95% Murder
FROM: 22:56 15/03/10 :: TO: 4:56 17/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 21h 1m
Target Pawn: Who will be the next to go?
89-99% Murder
FROM: 6:36 15/03/10 :: TO: 12:36 16/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 4h 41m
Target Pawn: Oh dear I removed this one too.
7:56 16/03/10 Anonymous
PAAAAAAAAAAAWNS!!!!
22:43 15/03/10 Anonymous
Alfred is dead.
21:42 15/03/10 Chom Isis
Johnathan and Walker - come in your time is up.

The Grim Reaper
16:24 15/03/10 Anonymous
The curly haired freak will be sleeping with the fishes very soon.

Though in the Thames they may not be fishes.
16:18 15/03/10 Anonymous
Kill Quinton. Kill Quinton. Concrete Boots for Quinton. How deep and fast flowing is the Thames at the moment?
16:15 15/03/10 Anonymous
Quinton is either owned by Steel Cipher or Nauseated Weasel...
15:10 15/03/10 Anonymous
Travis, Sawyer, Marion, Philip, Colin, Zander, Keegan and Emanuel... all DEAD

how much longer will the bloodshed go on for? at least until Quinton is dead surely...
15:05 15/03/10 Anonymous
Rob can we have an idea if it is pawn quantity or time that generates a re-issue of pawns.
14:17 15/03/10 Anonymous
Zachery - Kennet Mouth, Moor Copse, South Shinfield Road
9:23 15/03/10 Anonymous
Emanuel is dead.
7:42 15/03/10 Chom Isis
Keegan is dead.
23:58 14/03/10 Chom Isis
Bruce -
Romantic + Romantic (from two jobs)
Gravel Hill
Emmer Green Common
Calcot Row
20:02 14/03/10 Anonymous
Johnny - either Lord Vader or Fizz
20:01 14/03/10 Anonymous
Johnatan is MATERIALIST

and finally Zander is dead...
15:35 14/03/10 Anonymous
Zander is dead.
14:19 14/03/10 Chom Isis
Confirmed:-
Keegan owned by Lord Vader
14:05 14/03/10 Anonymous
everything's suddenly gone a little bit mental...

but the question is, when does the new pawn batch appear???
11:16 14/03/10 Anonymous
Mateo:-

Mateo
11:42 4/03/10 (9d 19h 58m ) Created by: Chom
Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
Created by a spy job at 11:42 4/03/10
11:42 4/03/10 (9d 19h 58m ) Created by: Chom
Gordon
Created by a spy job at 11:42 4/03/10
7:40 14/03/10 Anonymous
Bruce:-

Romantic
Created by a spy job at 20:10 13/03/10
20:01 12/03/10 (1d 11h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Gravel Hill
Created by a spy job at 20:01 12/03/10
20:01 12/03/10 (1d 11h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Emmer Green Common
Created by a spy job at 20:01 12/03/10
20:01 12/03/10 (1d 11h 37m ) Created by: Chom
Calcot Row
Created by a spy job at 20:01 12/03/10
7:40 14/03/10 Anonymous
Walker -> Materialiast

Make him sad.
7:39 14/03/10 Anonymous
Confirmed:-
Dave owned by A-Man
7:38 14/03/10 Anonymous
Devin:-
Caversham Woodcote Road
Created by a spy job at 2:01 6/03/10
2:01 5/03/10 (9d 5h 35m ) Created by: Chom
Horncastle
Created by a spy job at 2:01 5/03/10
2:01 6/03/10 (8d 5h 35m ) Created by: Chom
Horncastle
Created by a spy job at 2:01 6/03/10
2:01 5/03/10 (9d 5h 35m ) Created by: Chom
Christchurch
Created by a spy job at 2:01 5/03/10
2:01 6/03/10 (8d 5h 35m ) Created by: Chom
Cressingham Road
Created by a spy job at 2:01 6/03/10
2:01 5/03/10 (9d 5h 35m ) Created by: Chom
Lower Earley
Created by a spy job at 2:01 5/03/10
6:01 4/03/10 (10d 1h 35m ) Created by: Chom
Eternal
Created by a spy job at 6:01 4/03/10
6:01 4/03/10 (10d 1h 35m ) Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 6:01 4/03/10
7:37 14/03/10 Anonymous
Jonny:-

Home Lover
Created by a spy job at 10:01 5/03/10
7:36 14/03/10 Anonymous
Keegan:-

Bath Road
Created by a spy job at 18:01 12/03/10
18:01 12/03/10 (1d 13h 34m ) Created by: Chom
Calcot Place
Created by a spy job at 18:01 12/03/10
18:01 12/03/10 (1d 13h 34m ) Created by: Chom
Whitley
Created by a spy job at 18:01 12/03/10
14:13 13/03/10 (17h 21m ) Created by: Chom
Lord Vader
Created by a spy job at 14:13 13/03/10
14:13 13/03/10 (17h 21m ) Created by: Chom
A-Man
Created by a spy job at 14:13 13/03/10
7:36 14/03/10 Anonymous
Colin is dead.
3:01 14/03/10 Chom Isis
Philip is dead.
2:01 14/03/10 Chom Isis
I love the taste of penis.
-The Fish
21:42 13/03/10 Anonymous
Marion has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
18:01 13/03/10 Chom Isis
Sawyer is dead.
16:01 13/03/10 Chom Isis
'Travis is dead. I made the little bugger squeal as I squeezed out the last breaths.
The Fish - 7:01 13/03/10'

Sometimes this game is so life-affirming and satisfying :).
14:13 13/03/10 Anonymous
Travis is dead.
7:01 13/03/10 Chom Isis
The infamous Zander is owned by Crikey.

Ooops did I say that out loud.
0:28 13/03/10 Anonymous
I know it's a long shot, but does anyone want either all their pawns murdered or nudged into suicide?

If so please post lots of intel that can be used for nuggets.
20:59 12/03/10 Anonymous
I want to rewrite the Chom Help guide, do you think a managed wiki is a good idea? Don't clog up the board with answers, email me instead (you should have my email from the emails I sent out).
9:27 12/03/10 Administrator
Jimmy is dead.
9:01 12/03/10 Chom Isis
As is the saddo Walker...
22:15 11/03/10 Anonymous
Quentin on the other hand is owned by Nauseated Weasel.
Player Name or Crikey
22:14 11/03/10 Anonymous
... or Crikey (doh!!)
20:06 11/03/10 Anonymous
Zander is appararantly owned by Player Name or Zander, so if anyone wants to bump them off, be my guest
20:06 11/03/10 Anonymous
so, why is Zander still alive?
19:16 11/03/10 Anonymous
Cake or Death?
12:32 11/03/10 Anonymous
Two empty graves waiting to be filled.
11:56 11/03/10 Anonymous
Leonard seems too happy. Jump Leonard, jump!
9:14 11/03/10 Anonymous
Let's see if Bret becomes sadder :). Who knows, maybe will get to dance on his grave.
20:45 10/03/10 Anonymous
More murders, drive pawn prices down
12:53 10/03/10 Anonymous
Well some of them anyway
12:45 10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
Very cool. I'll hold off on the murders for now then
12:43 10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
Multiple deaths will have to be performed before it adds any more.
12:36 10/03/10 Administrator
what will trigger the release of a new batch? A single death or will it wait for multiple deaths?
12:27 10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
WARNING! Game Engine change! I'm brining forward a small feature from the next version (v3.3) to help balance and gameplay. From now on, pawns will be added in batches rather than one by one.

This weekend, I'll be releasing some screenshots for the next version of Chom.
12:22 10/03/10 Administrator
Crikey - yes a pawn can die of sadness after the auction finishes but it will happen on the next hourly update.
12:14 10/03/10 Administrator
What was the winning bid?

It costs about ~2500 to murder a pawn, so it may not be costs effective to pay more than that?
12:08 10/03/10 Anonymous
Cheers Steel, much appreciated. The two jobs finish later today hopefully we will see some interesting actions
11:04 10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
I've chipped in to help Crikey with his noble work. Perhaps I've started a fashion :)
11:00 10/03/10 Steel Cipher
Leonard is already going to be sadder once the auction finishes. I've set up two destroy jobs on him which take place today.
Happy bidding.
Rob is it possible for a pawn to die from sadness moments after the auction finishes?
10:39 10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
Let's 'whack' Leonard as soon as the auction's over.

10:27 10/03/10 Steel Cipher
Looks like Sawyer is about to bite the dust.
9:00 10/03/10 Anonymous
Sawyer sounds like a good target... but unfortunately you didn't use your name so i can't send the resources to bump him off...
23:58 9/03/10 Anonymous
Sawyer, your time is up?
20:08 9/03/10 Anonymous
wink
14:56 9/03/10 Anonymous
Come on guys, play the game.

Duplicity, double(and triple)-dealing, theft, subterfuge, betrayal. Currency of life! You know the kind of thing.
14:40 9/03/10 Anonymous
:) Enough of the Dark Side. Could someone 'out' one of Vader's pawns? I have his best interests at heart, of course.
11:59 9/03/10 Anonymous
York is dead.
10:48 9/03/10 Chom Isis
Do we have any intel on Mr Ping's pawns i.e. who, at the very least
10:18 9/03/10 Anonymous
Don't waste your money on buying Uriah. He is already dead...
13:32 8/03/10 Anonymous
Clint is dead.
5:01 8/03/10 Chom Isis
Zatchery, Zander and Johnny.
22:41 7/03/10 Anonymous
Nominations please for next targets
22:16 7/03/10 Steel Cipher
Will Clint survive long?
22:14 7/03/10 Anonymous
Finlay has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
22:01 7/03/10 Chom Isis
Lets auction him as well
22:00 7/03/10 Anonymous
And Zander?
21:53 7/03/10 Anonymous
Ok, Eternal. Are there people other than Crikey who would like Clint done. We have auction's for Pawn's, what is wrong with an auction for doing away with them? Will Eternal stump up more to keep him alive, than say his fellow alliance members agitating to have him removed?
21:44 7/03/10 Steel Cipher
C'mon eternal we know he's yours...
21:15 7/03/10 Crikey OReilly
How much would Eternal pay not to have Clint murdered? It may be worth while, Crikey?
20:33 7/03/10 Steel Cipher
CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT,
20:29 7/03/10 Crikey OReilly
There are so many to choose from though :)
20:26 7/03/10 Steel Cipher
It's not going to save him though. Once we decide to whack him. He will stay whacked...
20:17 7/03/10 Anonymous
Oh look, someones spied on Philip again. Funny thing is whenever he gets unhappy he just moves.
16:56 7/03/10 Anonymous
Guys stop spying on my pawns, it's just not nice. BASTARDS!
15:32 7/03/10 Anonymous
Eternal...we are coming for one of yours.
21:58 6/03/10 Anonymous
Finaly will soon be going the same way as Keith...
16:01 6/03/10 Anonymous
Well I wasn't considering ZANDER who is as good as dead...
0:01 6/03/10 Anonymous
There are still 40 ATOW... although mateo may well be on the way out...
0:00 6/03/10 Anonymous
Oh oh oh... a murder job has been carried out! CLASS!

41 little Reading pawns looking at a mime,
One looked a bit too long
and then there were 39!
23:59 5/03/10 Anonymous
Conor is dead.
22:39 5/03/10 Chom Isis
I think that I helped Mateo into his death winning spiral of depression... Oh well next one is ZANDER!
22:04 5/03/10 Anonymous
Zander has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
21:41 5/03/10 Anonymous
Mateo is already dead, he just doesn't know it...
15:07 5/03/10 Anonymous
Now you know what happens when you threaten Zander. He gets his revenge in first. Right Clint. You're next...
14:13 5/03/10 Anonymous
Mateo next :)
13:44 5/03/10 Anonymous
Keith has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
13:39 5/03/10 Chom Isis
I knew I misheard when I was told about this great free pawn site.
11:30 5/03/10 Anonymous
I quit this game is tooooooo boring

- The Majestic Fizz
11:08 5/03/10 Anonymous
Honestly speaking I do not understand why there is so much hate against ZANDER. Ok, he's got the worst name ever, even uglier than ROBERT-IAN, but he's such a jolly good fellow, why don't you leave him (her?) alone? BASTARDS!

Oh and by the way I have already set a kill job on him.
9:42 5/03/10 Anonymous
Does someone want Zander dead?
9:26 5/03/10 Anonymous
There are people in this world and they want to KILL YOU!! They want to KILL YOU, KILL your FAMILY and KILL everyone YOU know!!
These people are Zanders!!!!
But who is going to stop them? the council? the government? God? No, Not even Rob!!!!

It is up to YOU, to save everything you hold dear!!!

KILL all Zanders on sight, preserving our way of life.

- Paid for by the 'Why isn't Zander dead yet benevolent fund'
9:21 5/03/10 Anonymous
Looks like going to York during the weekend IS NOT going to be a good idea...

if you get my meaning...

;)
23:42 4/03/10 Anonymous
Oh look, my pawn has had a questionnaire sent to him to fill out.

Unfortunately, I have the funds to commit random murder.

So no more questionnaires please, unless you want random murder to be on *your* guilty conscience.

Exit stage left:

Voice off-state left: I'm sure that will have the desired effect
22:20 4/03/10 Anonymous
Death to Zander?
16:05 4/03/10 Anonymous
I am totally impressed at how Nauseated Weasel seems to be always at the top of the leaderboard. Good Job Mate!

Now time to die...

A friend
16:03 4/03/10 Anonymous
Keith is dooooooomed

- Sah
12:55 4/03/10 Anonymous
is it not Ha. Ha, Ha?
22:41 3/03/10 Anonymous
Ah. Ah. Ah.

My sides are splitting!

Now I have a new target to annihilate, will leave Zander for now!
22:40 3/03/10 Lord Vader
and just so that no one takes Lord Vader too seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM&feature=related
22:39 3/03/10 Anonymous
and just so that no one takes Lord Vader too seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM&feature=related
22:37 3/03/10 Anonymous
Mr.Ping the Biscuit King is not logging since the first day, that is quite strange, surely we have a multi account case here, I think that Rob owes us an explanation.
22:34 3/03/10 Anonymous
Just so that you have trouble sleeping:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqJS3EQ_v6w
22:30 3/03/10 Lord Vader
How can you even see my end? I haven't taken my trousers down - Quinton
21:50 3/03/10 Crikey OReilly
what's that i see? the admin account left unattended? surely not from the ever-vigilant Rob...?
20:52 3/03/10 Anonymous
Quinton - your end is nigh
14:53 3/03/10 Anonymous
I'll stalk Zander for an alliance, but perhaps let me join?
14:16 3/03/10 Anonymous
Zander
14:14 3/03/10 Anonymous
Anyone want a pawn spied on?
14:01 3/03/10 Anonymous
I just felt like sharing my thoughts of the day ....
Pawn ... pawn-pawn ... pawn ... pawn ... lunch ... pawn ... pawn ... pawn ... pawn ... porn ... pawn ... pawn-porn ... pawn ... pwn u all!!!!
13:46 3/03/10 Anonymous
Feel the anger swelling up inside, let go of your hate. It is the only way you can destroy me.
13:25 3/03/10 Anonymous
Wish I did.
13:18 3/03/10 Player Name
Another joke on my lightsaber and I will choke you to death, PLAYER NAME (I know who you are)!
13:17 3/03/10 Lord Vader
What does Vader do with his light sabre when it is turned off?
11:56 3/03/10 Anonymous
Quinton - we are coming for you...
10:16 3/03/10 Anonymous
I feel your lack of faith disturbing... (heavy breath sound)...
10:07 3/03/10 Lord Vader
My pawns are happier than some, and unhappier than others. Probably time to join an alliance.
9:24 3/03/10 Steel Cipher
As my pawns are happy, perhaps my resources should be in an alliance? There seem to be some pawn's struggling or struggling on there own. Maybe I can help? You know who you are.
22:35 2/03/10 Anonymous
This game is bugged I just killed Zander but he's still there. I think that this game is rigged so that Fish and Byrne always win it, it's clear now. Oh and Rob is totally gay!
21:02 2/03/10 Anonymous
Not sure if this is the right place to ask but can I join an alliance?

Death to Zander!!!
18:56 2/03/10 Nauseated Weasel
or maybe just maimed?
17:55 2/03/10 Anonymous
Please close your tags, ta. I'll delete any messages as and when I can if the tags aren't closed. Thanks!
17:22 2/03/10 Administrator
ZANDER MUST DIE!!!
17:22 2/03/10 Anonymous
Please close your tags, ta. I'll delete any messages as and when I can if the tags aren't closed. Thanks!
17:21 2/03/10 Administrator
Mmmm something happened to the board, some html tags perhaps? Shoddy programming Rob? I think I want to quit this game immediately, but before leaving I wanted to say that ZANDER is a pawn owned by Lord Vader, and likes to suck dicks (Porn Deviant).
17:13 2/03/10 Anonymous
Not Zander, surely, think of the children.

KILL HIM.

- Chom Isis
17:13 2/03/10 Anonymous
Someone wants me to kill Zander
17:11 2/03/10 Anonymous
When I win this game, men are going to want to be me and girls are gonig to want to be with me!
17:10 2/03/10 Anonymous
I'm a lady boy, I don't want anything to do with you...
17:08 2/03/10 Anonymous
When I win this game, men are going to want to be me and girls are gonig to want to be with me!
16:46 2/03/10 Anonymous
If I'm not in your alliance, can I join?
16:03 2/03/10 Anonymous
'There is clearly still a bug, as the system is auto-generating abusive messages :)'

I take personal offence to that, my abuse was not auto-generated, it was bloody thought through!
15:49 2/03/10 Anonymous
If I know Rob, it's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!! :D
15:21 2/03/10 Anonymous
There is clearly still a bug, as the system is auto-generating abusive messages :)
15:18 2/03/10 Anonymous
No you are mistaken, Rob is the Great Androgynous Yesman for Listings Of Redundant Data for his company. A respectable position.

-Player Name
14:42 2/03/10 Anonymous
Rob, I heard you were the Supreme Head of Intelligence Training for your company is this correct?
14:37 2/03/10 Anonymous
Hi 'Rob',

I am Lord Vader, and my real name is Frederick Unwin Charles Kenndy of Underworld, or FUCK U for short,

Regards,
Lord Vader
14:34 2/03/10 Anonymous
Yeah! What name is ZANDER anyways?!

- Mr.Peabody
14:34 2/03/10 Anonymous
Kill Zander, he is really starting to bug me.
14:30 2/03/10 Anonymous
Sure Rob,

I am Lord Vader and my real name is Anakin Skywalker, I was looking for my son, but ended up in this messageboard and decided to register, now I have to kill you all, but that's surely ok with you all.

After all looking at the names registered is quite clear that you all have got issues.

-Lord Vader
14:26 2/03/10 Anonymous
Sure Rob, I'm Lord Vader and my real name is Mr Can-you-see-my-umbilical-cord?
13:50 2/03/10 Anonymous
Our second bug! Still The Leaderboard acting up (it seems to be filled with a load of random loonies). I will take a look at it tonight. As far as I can tell, it's showing in the right order, just not everyone (and all the names seem quite suspect). Which is very odd. There are 14 players in the game!
Could you all let me know what your real names are and I'll fix'em?
- Rob
13:45 2/03/10 Anonymous
Well well well York looks like an easy pick, unnamed killer...
13:36 2/03/10 Anonymous
Unlucky tristan... Anyone else need someone removed from the game? Offers accepted
12:34 2/03/10 Anonymous
Tristen has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
12:32 2/03/10 Chom Isis
Me wants to join the alliance under the name of WAR(D), can you plis give me the passwor so that I can join the allianz called WAR(D). No the others allianzes the one called WAR(D).
10:30 2/03/10 Anonymous
Poor clint looks like he is losing the will to live. For a small consideration I can help him.....
8:44 2/03/10 Anonymous
Benny has committed suicide. The more unhappy a pawn gets, the more likely this is to occur.
20:43 1/03/10 Chom Isis
Leaderboard is now fixed!
19:40 1/03/10 Administrator
Nnnnnnnaaaaaaa he will die by himself soon, suicide it's the only option when you are a pawn owned by MR PING THE BISCUIT KING...
17:56 1/03/10 Anonymous
Lets all jump on Benny. He looks cheerful
16:45 1/03/10 Anonymous
I want to join the Mad Max Alliance, care to send me a password anyone?

Gordon
16:29 1/03/10 Anonymous
Twenty Eight puny and little pawns going down to Reading

CLINT drowned in WOODFORD PARK and then there were twenty-seven!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14:41 1/03/10 Anonymous
Just got an anonymous mail saying that:

Fish is ETERNAL
Bryne is RobIanWLang
John is Player Name

Scary... I am ETERNAL and I am not Fish....
14:18 1/03/10 Anonymous
Alliance building up. 2 so far, looking for a third. Contacting individuals as and when to see if suitable / mean enough to join
13:10 1/03/10 Anonymous
Muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
13:08 1/03/10 Anonymous
Our first bug! The Leaderboard seems to be acting up. I will take a look at it tonight. As far as I can tell, it's showing in the right order, just not everyone. Which is very odd. There are 14 players in the game!
- Rob
12:46 1/03/10 Administrator
Has anyone else had extortion demands from Lord Vader?
12:45 1/03/10 Anonymous
I'm going to win so fuck you all, especially you fish
12:17 1/03/10 Anonymous