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I think once you see the graphs
you'll udnerstand why I made the
predications I did...
14:02
27/04/10 Administrator2
I would hope that the
feedback is pooled in some sort of
wiki or discussion forum, as to the
prediction it's nice to see that I
was completely ignored :D
13:33
27/04/10 Lord Vader
The graphs are
currently in the admin section (it's
very posh...we have a sofa, a big
TV, and lots of buttons on a desk
that I'm not allowed to touch). Not
sure they are fit for human
consumption as yet, as they run like
a dog (they are generated
dynamically from the game logs, and
there are a _lot_ of logs). I
suspect Rob can do something to
speed them up a bit...
My gut feeling is that the end-game
was a bit of a random crap-shoot...
reading through the various
message/alliance pages most teams
had a tactic of 'start at the top
and work down', or occasionally
'start at the bottom and work up'.
I'd be interested in hearing the
players opinion on that (given that
there would be some out-of-game
communication, especially between
certain Byrnie-EMW alliances for
example).
For the record, I put down a
prediction of winners after about 2
days;
1) Nauseated Weasel
2) Mr Ping / Majestic Fizz
13:01
27/04/10 Administrator2
The graphs are
currently in the admin section (it's
very posh...we have a sofa, a big
TV, and lots of buttons on a desk
that I'm not allowed to touch). Not
sure they are fit for human
consumption as yet, as they run like
a dog (they are generated
dynamically from the game logs, and
there are a _lot_ of logs). I
suspect Rob can do something to
speed them up a bit...
My gut feeling is that the end-game
was a bit of a random crap-shoot...
reading through the various
message/alliance pages most teams
had a tactic of 'start at the top
and work down', or occasionally
'start at the bottom and work up'.
I'd be interested in hearing the
players opinion on that (given that
there would be some out-of-game
communication, especially between
certain Byrnie-EMW alliances for
example).
For the record, I put down a
prediction of winners after about 2
days;
1) Nauseated Weasel
2) Mr Ping / Majestic Fizz
12:56
27/04/10 Administrator2
Pete is an admin this
game, not a player. The graphs are
(as I understand it) generated as
the game runs. Understandably, this
is not public info while the game is
running...
When the game ends (which I'm
surprised hasn't happened
automatically?) Rob will put
together a page of info.
12:13
27/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
By the way where is all
the graphs and endgame stats going
to be posted? I am curious to hear
Pete talking about the game...
11:45
27/04/10 Lord Vader
Well it seems that the
money cancelling feature did not
work so well... Or maybe the
leaderboard is screwy...
11:42
27/04/10 Lord Vader
99%
Murder
FROM: 10:16 26/04/10 :: TO: 16:16
27/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 5h 1m
Target Pawn: David
11:15
27/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
Pete here (I've been
watching through an admin
account)
The graphs are interesting stuff
(take bloody ages to load). I have
some feedback for Rob too, based on
an external view of the game
10:08
27/04/10 Administrator2
But according to the
guide, in endgame players without
pawns should lose their resources...
Think something screwy is going
on.
Looking forward to some tasty
graphage...
10:02
27/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
Still Nauseated is on
top, the leader board is terribly
dependent on the money I guess...
9:09
27/04/10 Lord Vader
Great game everybody,
now I am waiting for the debriefing
because there are a couple of points
that IMHO could make the game a
little bit better!
9:05
27/04/10 Lord Vader
Well done everyone,
good game
8:59
27/04/10 Nauseated Weasel
Congrats. I lied BTW,
would have ended at 4.16pm if Morgan
hadn't snuffed it...
8:55
27/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
WAIT A SECOND! I won!!!
:D Well at least I am the last one
standing by the looks of it... :D
8:23
27/04/10 Lord Vader
Well played all.
8:05
27/04/10 Anonymous
Morgan is dead.
7:48
27/04/10 Chom Isis
Then you've won,
chapeau.
21:57
26/04/10 Lord Vader
Weasel's out...
21:47
26/04/10 A-Man
Weasel's out...
21:44
26/04/10 A-Man
You have 21 hours.
21:18
26/04/10 Anonymous
SO, Nauseated, it's me
and you, care to tell me when the
kill job is scheduled for? You have
been a worthy opponent!
20:59
26/04/10 Lord Vader
Look at the time the
job went through and look at when he
killed himself... :D PEFECT!
I knackered the hell out of it!
That'll really piss him off.
Alistair Pirahna - 20:58
26/04/10
Go to completed jobs
20:59
26/04/10 Anonymous
Richard has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
20:58
26/04/10 Chom Isis
Plenty of time for cock
ups yet...
19:45
26/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
nope, Morgan is Ping's.
Congrats to you sir
19:10
26/04/10 A-Man
Well unless there is a
major cock-up Morgan will be the
last one standing, my best
compliments to the owner
(Nauseated?).
18:41
26/04/10 Anonymous
Bye Bye Richard, you've
served me well and i'll gladly take
3rd place.
Good game gents (and possibly
ladies...?), bring on the next one
in June.
16:57
26/04/10 A-Man
Whoopsie someone is
hitting 'THE RICHARD' pretty
heavily...
13:32
26/04/10 Anonymous
Tough shit...
13:05
26/04/10 Anonymous
'It seems that no one
needs people like me with my
professional qualification anymore.
- 12:13 26/04/10'
Do you see what you've done!?!
Heartless bastards, the lot of you.
13:01
26/04/10 Anonymous
Will surely loose,
because I was short of breath
(cash), but just for your
information, since I could not go
for a straight murder, I went for
this instead... Enjoy.
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 4:04 27/04/10 :: TO: 7:04
27/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 20h 27m
Target: Richard
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 23:37 26/04/10 :: TO: 2:37
27/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 16h
Target: Richard
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 17:37 26/04/10 :: TO: 20:37
26/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 10h
Target: Richard
10:38
26/04/10 Anonymous
looks like trying to
blow Richard up didn't work so well
! ... unfortunately there's fuck all
i can do about his impending suicide
as i have no money
10:02
26/04/10 Anonymous
oops, I mean David of
course..
22:42
25/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
Hm, interesting. So if
Morgan is Sah's, whose is Jerry?
22:40
25/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
are you serious Ping?
I've got intel saying Morgan is
yours or Sah's... mind you i'm 8th
and still in so i suppose anything's
possible...
21:52
25/04/10 A-Man
Damn. That's me out.
Hope you enjoy the various nasty
jobs I have set...
21:32
25/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
Jerry is dead.
20:57
25/04/10 Chom Isis
Dear Rob,
As there isn't any easy way to
include a screenshot to prove that i
am indeed still in the game, please
confirm to Vader that i do indeed
still own a pawn, in the process
confirming that Vader = FAIL
Regards,
A-Man
19:21
25/04/10 A-Man
Unlikely looking at the
standings, but nice try.
17:51
25/04/10 Lord Vader
I have one left ...
same as you
Vader = FAIL
17:42
25/04/10 A-Man
I understand that
loosing to a dyslectic lunatic with
heavy bronchitis and a metallic
voice might be hard to accept, isn't
it A-Man? Or do you want to list the
number of pawns that you have left?
:)
16:57
25/04/10 Lord Vader
someone else had the
same idea.. I think that Richard is
going to have a bad couple of days.
14:55
25/04/10 Anonymous
bloody keyboard? BLOODY
KEYBOARD?!!
have you tried looking at your
keyboard? try it now, go on. I'll
give you a few seconds.
Now, do see you how far apart the
'r' and the 'k' buttons are? DO YOU?
Vader = FAIL
(this will at least keep me amused
until the end of the game)
14:06
25/04/10 A-Man
Richard needs to be
killed by slowly getting him mad and
sad and shit, that is the will of
the Administrator Rob Ian Lang, aka
Sooty, aka 'The Ginge(r)'. So there.
12:59
25/04/10 Anonymous
Yeah right 'weaK' I
meant WEAK for Palpatine's SAKE!
(bloody keyboard!)
12:57
25/04/10 Lord Vader
hey, i want some 'wear'
powers! Vader = FAIL
12:09
25/04/10 A-Man
At least give Richard
some dignity, murder him rather than
trying to make him suicide you
bastards!
12:08
25/04/10 Anonymous
Your powers are wear
old-anonymous man if you think that
I gave up already! (no seriously I
think that Rob knows the winner
since two days ago looking at the
job queue)...
11:27
25/04/10 Lord Vader
Oi, Vader: You put in a
last ditch job rather than trusting
things to resolve in your
favour?
I find your lack of faith
disturbing...
0:37
25/04/10 Anonymous
Hee hee,Bobby will soon
be... oh, wait. He's dead already
:-(
18:13
24/04/10 Mr. Ping the
Biscuit King
4 pawns left. 4 players
in. Exciting stuff.
18:07
24/04/10 Administrator
Ok that's it I have
finished my part of the deal, no
more pawns going to die from my
lethal Dart Vader Choke. Well there
is a little 'last ditch' shot at one
pawn but that's not going to change
anything and moreover it's probably
going to happen when the game is
over.
17:11
24/04/10 Lord Vader
Bobby is dead.
17:01
24/04/10 Chom Isis
I do, for now....
10:30
24/04/10 Lord Vader
so, who else still has
a pawn in?
10:30
24/04/10 A-Man
Robbie is dead.
10:07
24/04/10 Chom Isis
Teddy is dead.
8:01
24/04/10 Chom Isis
Johnathon is dead.
6:01
24/04/10 Chom Isis
Quentin is dead.
20:01
23/04/10 Chom Isis
I can almost hear
Europe's 'The Final Countdown'
playing... oh wait, i left my iPod
on.
9:59
23/04/10 A-Man
Brady is dead.
9:47
23/04/10 Chom Isis
Toby is dead.
4:01
23/04/10 Chom Isis
Steve is dead.
22:58
22/04/10 Chom Isis
Although 99% is not
certainty. For 12 jobs there is an
11% chance that at least one will
fail, and that's assuming that
they're all set at 99%...
14:14
22/04/10 Anonymous
All the pawns have
Murder Jobs against them. Don't
forget that the last person with
pawns on the hourly tick over is the
winner - even if there are
outstanding Murder jobs!
14:02
22/04/10 Administrator
bloody nora!
I choice someone at random and they
then died...
Quentin next please...
11:46
22/04/10 Anonymous
Lloyd is dead.
11:29
22/04/10 Chom Isis
13... unlucky for some
Lloyd ...
9:47
22/04/10 Anonymous
The bottom 6 are
without pawns for sure... bit slow
on the up take there old buddy
13:55
21/04/10 A-Man
We now know for sure
that at least one player is without
pawns.
13:52
21/04/10 Anonymous
Evan is dead.
9:26
21/04/10 Chom Isis
Darrell is dead.
19:21
20/04/10 Chom Isis
Marc is dead.
13:40
20/04/10 Chom Isis
Cary is dead.
22:01
19/04/10 Chom Isis
I think that this
version of Chom is actually worse
than the previous game I have
played, of course I will vent my
rage at Rob later when we are all
dead and Sah will be the winner, but
I have the strong distinct feeling
that this last bit is all down to
luck...
19:10
19/04/10 Anonymous
Hmm, interesting point
A-Man. I'm tempted to regiter as
123Aardvark next time. That said,
there is no second place, only first
amoungst the losers...
18:44
19/04/10 Anonymous
I've managed to move up
without doing anything... if it's
sorted alphabetically, does that
mean i'm going to come second by
default? :-)
16:03
19/04/10 A-Man
Ross is dead.
15:35
19/04/10 Chom Isis
Clearly you don't know
Rob Lang very well... this is all
just an experiment to see how long
we will follow the rules and play
the game for, like sheep....
Baaaaaaaaa.....
15:17
19/04/10 Anonymous
Leonardo is dead.
15:10
19/04/10 Chom Isis
If that was the case
the game would be over, and we would
be told...
15:10
19/04/10 Anonymous
NEWS JUST IN!
Bobby
00:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 00:33
27/03/10-
Brady
01:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 01:33
27/03/10
Cary
02:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 02:33
27/03/10
Darrell
03:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 03:33
27/03/10
David
04:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 04:33
27/03/10
Evan
05:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 05:33
27/03/10
Jerry
06:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 06:33
27/03/10
Johnathon
07:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 07:33
27/03/10
Leonardo
08:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 08:33
27/03/10
Lloyd
09:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 09:33
27/03/10
Marc
10:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 11:33
27/03/10
Morgan
12:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 12:33
27/03/10
Quentin
13:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 13:33
27/03/10
Richard
14:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 14:33
27/03/10
Robbie
15:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 15:33
27/03/10
Ross
16:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 16:33
27/03/10
Steve
17:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 17:33
27/03/10
Teddy
18:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 18:33
27/03/10
Toby
19:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 19:33
27/03/10
They're all Weasel's!
Oh well, looks like the game's
finished...
13:41
19/04/10 Anonymous
Johnathon
21:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Steel Cipher
Created by a spy job at 21:33
27/03/10
21:33 27/03/10 (22d 14h 37m )
Created by: Chom
Crikey OReilly
Created by a spy job at 21:33
27/03/10
13:11
19/04/10 Anonymous
Bruce is dead.
12:34
19/04/10 Chom Isis
Zachery is dead.
7:01
19/04/10 Chom Isis
Kevolution is almost
certainly out... unless the
leaderboard's calculated using some
weird ass formula...
16:01
18/04/10 Anonymous
Chester is dead.
15:01
18/04/10 Chom Isis
Murder
FROM: 13:04 22/04/10 :: TO: 19:04
23/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 5d 6h
41m
Target Pawn: Ross
79-99%
Murder
FROM: 3:19 22/04/10 :: TO: 9:19
25/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 6d 12h
46m
Target Pawn: Darrell
79-99%
Murder
FROM: 3:19 22/04/10 :: TO: 9:19
23/04/10:: TIME LEFT: 4d 20h
56m
Target Pawn: Brady
79-99%
12:26
18/04/10 Anonymous
Bruce
13:38 12/03/10 (1mo 6d 11h 43m )
Created by: Chom
Eternal
Created by a spy job at 13:38
12/03/10
13:38 12/03/10 (1mo 6d 11h 43m )
Created by: Chom
The Majestic Fizz
Created by a spy job at 13:38
12/03/10
12:22
18/04/10 Anonymous
Chester
20:21 8/04/10 (9d 15h 59m ) Created
by: Chom
Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
Created by a spy job at 20:21
8/04/10
20:21 8/04/10 (9d 15h 59m ) Created
by: Chom
Steel Cipher
Created by a spy job at 20:21
8/04/10
12:21
18/04/10 Anonymous
Zatchery is either
WESTMINSTER or KEVOLUTION.
12:20
18/04/10 Anonymous
Looking at the board
i'd imagine that Marc is owned by
Nauseated Weasel as Gordon is almost
certainly out. Anyone for some
murder?
11:01
18/04/10 Anonymous
Ron is dead.
8:42
18/04/10 Chom Isis
Yehudi is dead.
5:01
18/04/10 Chom Isis
Neil is dead.
2:01
18/04/10 Chom Isis
Marc is owned by either
GORDON or NAUSEATED WEASEL.
0:09
18/04/10 Anonymous
Neither Chester or
Zachery are owned by Nauseated
Weasel. Nor me either btw, save your
resources and fight the fish.
22:54
17/04/10 Crikey OReilly
Toby is owned by Lord
Vader or Sah. Any one care to share?
22:52
17/04/10 Crikey OReilly
the alliance against
fish is open for business. message
me with request for details.
22:51
17/04/10 Crikey OReilly
3 murders failed in a
row, it isn't going well
19:52
17/04/10 Nauseated Weasel
Does anyone have
information on MARC? Owner maybe?
15:49
17/04/10 Anonymous
'A lot closer than you
might imagine...'
If anyone wants to try and halt
Fish's inevitable advance to victory
might i suggest forming alliances
with anyone, and i mean anyone, that
you know who is playing...
Nail Fish then sort it out amongst
yourselves...
11:49
17/04/10 Anonymous
Really? It seems that
he sits there since the very
beginning hoarding shitloads of
money waiting for the very last
minute to kill us all.... :(
10:04
17/04/10 Anonymous
I know a lot of you are
thinking that Nauseated Weasel has
already won but this isn't the case.
It's a lot closer than you might
imagine. The end game stats will
show that.
10:01
17/04/10 Administrator
Kaleb is dead.
9:01
17/04/10 Chom Isis
I mean no disrespect
but it seems that he's getting a lot
more happier than before... Strange
way to kill him... #fail
0:14
17/04/10 Anonymous
Steve should be dead in
the next 8 hours.. �_�
17:56
16/04/10 Anonymous
There is a lot of
activity going on by the looks of
the ops being booked, when are all
your murder attempts planned for? I
have one going down the drain in 16
hours or so....
16:29
16/04/10 Anonymous
Can someone please put
me out of my misery and make Steve
suicide, whilst he's alive i have a
feeble sense of hope...
14:42
16/04/10 Anonymous
Padraig is dead.
13:50
16/04/10 Chom Isis
Sorry Weasel, but I
thought it was funny.
12:59
16/04/10 Anonymous
Uriah has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
6:01
16/04/10 Chom Isis
Kenneth is dead.
3:01
16/04/10 Chom Isis
Bart is dead.
15:00
15/04/10 Chom Isis
Randy is dead.
10:20
15/04/10 Chom Isis
17 destroy life inputs
on Uriah in 4 days! It's a bit keen
isn't it?
9:31
15/04/10 Anonymous
31 little pawns left on
the wall... someone go and get Dick
Cheney and his shotgun
13:35
14/04/10 Anonymous
Jeffery is dead.
13:01
14/04/10 Chom Isis
I will be disappointed
if Steve's price doesn't go up
more... i'm looking for a record
price here people!
17:51
13/04/10 Anonymous
I like that... you'll
make it public but you've done it
anonymously ... coward
16:39
13/04/10 A-Man
I propose we make out
public the names of the pawns that
we are going to kill. The game is
over and whoever wins will do that
by sheer luck for not having been
picked up.
My targets have been:
Kaleb, Darrel Ross and
Leonardo
Give them 3 days and they will be
history.
Oh and someone kills that bastard
that bid 7500 creds on STEVE!!! I
have finished all my cash... :(
16:34
13/04/10 Anonymous
So A-Man, now that I
have crushed you like a bug can I
interest you in joining me?
Muwahahahahahaaha
11:57
13/04/10 Nauseated Weasel
Looks like i'm all out
apart from being an alliance
resource gatherer... let me know if
you'd like an extra 10 per hour
11:45
13/04/10 A-Man
There I am in the 14th
spot for the whole game and at the
last moment, the alphabet decides
that I am no longer worthy!!!
Where is the justice?
11:45
13/04/10 Player Name
Cue the operatives
getting booked up with murders for
the next 4 days.
9:58
13/04/10 Anonymous
Logan is dead.
9:46
13/04/10 Chom Isis
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodhogodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
9:13
13/04/10 Anonymous
Chom Isis has now
entered the End Game. No new pawns
will be added and resources for any
player without pawns have been set
to zero. Thank you.
6:01
13/04/10 Chom Isis
Lawrence is dead.
5:36
13/04/10 Chom Isis
Kendrick has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
8:01
12/04/10 Chom Isis
Darryl is dead.
2:01
12/04/10 Chom Isis
Roberto is dead.
13:01
11/04/10 Chom Isis
Jonas is dead.
9:51
11/04/10 Chom Isis
Dino is dead.
7:01
10/04/10 Chom Isis
'Kill the first one of
the list and you will feel immensely
better!'
... you think i haven't already done
that? You lot made a mistake
outbidding me, my resource has been
used purely out of anger now!
0:12
10/04/10 Anonymous
it happened to me three
days ago on TWO pawns dying more or
less in the space of 10 minuites...
It's quite crap. Kill the first one
of the list and you will feel
immensely better!
18:42
9/04/10 Anonymous
now that's what i call
unfortunate timing, logging in just
as one of your pawns is offed...
you're all BASTARDS!
18:12
9/04/10 Anonymous
Gerard is dead.
18:09
9/04/10 Chom Isis
And yes it cost more
than just having him murdered. But
the knock on effects to his owner
were worth it. :-)
14:54
9/04/10 Anonymous
How many Destroy Life
Inputs did it take to knock terence
over the edge? From Cheerful to Dead
here was the process:
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 2:44 9/04/10 :: TO: 5:44
9/04/10
Target: Terence - 99% -
Success
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 7:28 8/04/10 :: TO: 10:28
8/04/10
Target: Terence - 99% -
Success
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 15:22 7/04/10 :: TO: 18:22
7/04/10
Target: Terence - 99% -
Success
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 15:22 7/04/10 :: TO: 18:22
7/04/10
Target: Terence- 99% - Success
Destroy Life Input
FROM: 9:23 7/04/10 :: TO: 12:23
7/04/10
Target: Terence - 99% -
Success
The answer is 5. Hope it didn't wipe
out too much of your money.
hehehehe
14:53
9/04/10 Anonymous
Terence has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
14:44
9/04/10 Chom Isis
Leo is dead.
5:01
9/04/10 Chom Isis
Rudy is dead.
2:01
9/04/10 Chom Isis
look at that, the
Baggio brothers have appeared in the
auction... bit past their prime in
my opinion, and don't trust ol'
Robbie with any penalties...
17:53
8/04/10 A-Man
pick the first five and
have fun looking at them squealing!
16:37
8/04/10 Anonymous
right... having barely
signed in all game i've just found
myself with a truck load of funds...
suggest targets please
12:11
8/04/10 Anonymous
Hubert is dead.
11:33
8/04/10 Chom Isis
Don't Panic!!
.
..
...
Okay, Now Panic!
22:37
7/04/10 Anonymous
Jude is dead.
22:33
7/04/10 Chom Isis
End game is imminent.
22:09
7/04/10 Administrator
Milton is dead.
21:06
7/04/10 Chom Isis
That your pawn has been
spied on and is likely to be
munching on a leadwich soon...
18:53
6/04/10 Anonymous
Can somebody tell me
what the hell this means?
'Been feeling a bit uneasy today.
Don't know why, I think it might be
the weather. It's been so cloudy and
grey recently. Foreboding.'
18:40
6/04/10 Anonymous
Fred is dead.
14:01
6/04/10 Chom Isis
Buddy is dead.
4:01
6/04/10 Chom Isis
Walter is dead.
0:01
6/04/10 Chom Isis
Drew is dead.
13:23
5/04/10 Chom Isis
Wendell is dead.
6:54
5/04/10 Chom Isis
Al has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
3:01
5/04/10 Chom Isis
Mateo is dead.
19:01
4/04/10 Chom Isis
The notorious Easter
Bunny strikes again. Four murders in
one day...
I wonder who will be next? Walter?
15:58
4/04/10 Anonymous
Damon is dead.
2:01
4/04/10 Chom Isis
Derrick is dead.
1:01
4/04/10 Chom Isis
Greg is dead.
0:01
4/04/10 Chom Isis
Dwight is dead.
13:01
3/04/10 Chom Isis
If anyone has anything
important to say to Dwight, you'd
better not put it off too
long.
I'm just an old romantic I know...
19:57
2/04/10 Anonymous
Correct. So why am I
being unfairly victimised?
17:25
31/03/10 Nauseated Weasel
The higher the number
on the leader board the better ...
right?
16:39
31/03/10 Player Name
Amir is dead.
16:01
31/03/10 Chom Isis
Terry is dead.
10:12
31/03/10 Chom Isis
Terrence is dead.
9:22
31/03/10 Chom Isis
Brenden is dead.
8:56
30/03/10 Chom Isis
Harvey is dead.
2:01
30/03/10 Chom Isis
Weekend brought calm
and time to think about the pawns
lives, stopping all the bloodshed in
order to increase their mood and
live all together in a better and
more happy world.
Then Monday came:
Murder
FROM: 19:14 28/03/10 :: TO: 1:14
30/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 46m
Target Pawn: Betterkeepthesurprise
0:30
30/03/10 Anonymous
or quiet even.
20:00
29/03/10 Anonymous
Hmmm, very quite round
here.
19:59
29/03/10 Anonymous
Dear Administrator
Rob,
Given my actual position on the
terraqueous globe that you all call
Earth, make sure you give one of the
ops plenty of money and a good map
to reach me.
Did you see that the milkman has
changed recently? AH! And you
thought that WE thought that this
was just a game!
Nauseated Weasel (a.k.a. Fish)
0:41
29/03/10 Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Thanks for your feedback. Just
thought you ought to know that when
it says 'anonymous' what that really
means is 'anonymous to the other
players'.
I'll be sending one if the
operatives round to your house
tonight. And you thought this was a
game!
Rob
22:12
28/03/10 Administrator
Dear
Administrator,
That's it. This game is totally
rubbish and the GMT thing is the
last of incredibly great blunders
that I am prepared to put up
with.
If you are not able to get the GMT
right I suggest you retire from
online game programming and start a
new career in the growing market of
gay-adorers.
Yours Truly,
Nauseated Weasel
14:13
28/03/10 Anonymous
All times are GMT. The
club does not recognize British
Summer Time daylight saving.
9:55
28/03/10 Administrator
Interesting...
Looks like HARVEY is a TECHNOPHILE
0:34
28/03/10 Anonymous
On second thoughts, i
don't really want this Milton
chap... someone outbid me if you'd
be so kind, ta
23:47
26/03/10 Anonymous
On second thoughts, i
don't really want this Milton
chap... someone outbid me if you'd
be so kind, ta
23:19
26/03/10 Anonymous
These updates do help.
All these pawns are hard to keep
track of.
14:59
26/03/10 Nauseated Weasel
Weasel, we got Devin
and we are coming after Amir.
And anotherone goes and anotherone
goes and anotherone bites the
dust...
14:56
26/03/10 Anonymous
Devin is dead.
14:10
26/03/10 Chom Isis
Braden is dead.
6:01
26/03/10 Chom Isis
Come in Braden, your
time is up!
23:31
25/03/10 Anonymous
Antonio is dead.
18:13
25/03/10 Chom Isis
Leaderboard
This leaderboard shows the standing
of the players in the system. The
leaderboard is representative only
of Chom Isis' opinion of the state
of play and takes into account only
those things that Chom Isis can
measure.
1 ???
2 Lord Vader
3 Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
4 Sah
5 A-Man
6 Crikey OReilly
7 The Kevolution
8 Steel Cipher
9 The Majestic Fizz
10 Westminster
11 Eternal
12 Gordon
13 RobertIanWLang
14 Player Name
1,000,000 Nauseated Weasel
14:52
25/03/10 Anonymous
If MAD MAX bans Fish
then Nauseated Weasel shouldn't be
allowed in should he?
Members of MAD MAX. Time to focus on
Nauseated Weasel otherwise we will
all be turned over.
14:15
25/03/10 Anonymous
I've been sent an
anonymous message meant for
Fish.
'Hey Fish we are targetting you. Had
you noticed yet?'
Two things.
1. Have you noticed?
2. Comically Crikey O'Reilly replied
to my answer
10:58
25/03/10 Anonymous
Owen is dead.
23:01
24/03/10 Chom Isis
Leonard is dead.
16:42
24/03/10 Chom Isis
Howard is dead.
4:01
24/03/10 Chom Isis
Some one is fishing!
22:00
23/03/10 Anonymous
Crickey? CRICKEY!!!
piss off WAESEL!
18:01
23/03/10 Anonymous
This anonymous message
is brought to you by A-Man and his
alliance members Player Name and
Crickey O'Reilly.
How is the new alliance working out
for you, your names seem to be
slipping down the leader board for
some reason?
Anyway do pop in, have a look
around, they have left a bit of info
about their pawns behind.
16:37
23/03/10 Nauseated Weasel
Anybody wanting to join
an alliance, This Is WARD(D)! has a
password of 'shirtsleaves'...
this'll fuck Weasel up good and
proper
16:20
23/03/10 Anonymous
Dave is dead.
15:39
23/03/10 Chom Isis
Damn, too busy having a
life to remember to bid for pawns
9:27
23/03/10 Anonymous
Niall is dead.
8:31
23/03/10 Chom Isis
Noel is dead.
6:01
23/03/10 Chom Isis
Bret has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
5:01
23/03/10 Chom Isis
I posted a critical bug
for Rob a while back, something was
obviously wrong as there hadn't been
any murders for 12 hours or
so.
Clearly this bug has been fixed, and
I congratulate him :)
20:18
22/03/10 Steel Cipher
Bruce loves his house
in Gravel Hill. Lets hope he doesn't
move before being killed...
16:06
22/03/10 Anonymous
Niall loves his home.
Anyone know where it is?
16:05
22/03/10 Anonymous
Teddy likes his
gadgets. A real technophile...
16:05
22/03/10 Anonymous
Zachery - owned by
Westminster. A new target...
9:56
22/03/10 Anonymous
'Todd is dead.'
Man down! Man down!
9:16
22/03/10 Anonymous
Todd is dead.
2:01
22/03/10 Chom Isis
Clarence has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
2:01
22/03/10 Chom Isis
Tommie is dead.
22:27
21/03/10 Chom Isis
Collin is dead.
16:01
20/03/10 Chom Isis
Oh well someone did it
before me...
15:04
20/03/10 Anonymous
Johnny is dead.
14:01
20/03/10 Chom Isis
Ho ho ho...
Murder
FROM: 19:48 19/03/10 :: TO: 1:48
21/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 20h 46m
Target Pawn: YouwishIdleftthenameeh!
:D
5:02
20/03/10 Anonymous
Jimmie is dead.
20:01
19/03/10 Chom Isis
Jude is owned by Sah
17:09
19/03/10 Anonymous
Myles is dead.
12:01
19/03/10 Chom Isis
Om nom
11:09
19/03/10 Anonymous
Collin's got a funny
nose. Can someone turn him into
fishfood?
11:06
19/03/10 Anonymous
A forewarning ... by
the 26th March, 4 more pawns will be
dead, save your money in preparation
for the auction...
13:58
18/03/10 Anonymous
Perhaps we need an anti
Weasel coalition. Anyone game? I
think that unless we act
collectively Vader and Weasel will
be picking over the scraps of our
corpses before too long.
13:38
18/03/10 Anonymous
Perhaps we need an anti
Weasel coalition. Anyone game? I
think that unless we act
collectively Vader and Weasel will
be picking over the scraps of our
corpses before too long.
13:11
18/03/10 Anonymous
Devin is owned by
Nauseated Weasel - confirmed. Save
your money, I have put out a job to
kill him. Is going to take a while
though.
13:10
18/03/10 Anonymous
I've just done one on
Clarence, anyelse want to pile in?
12:54
18/03/10 Anonymous
very slowly, best to
schedule 3 or 4 in quick succession
to knock someone off...
10:30
18/03/10 A-Man
How qucikly do people
get sadder if a life input is
destroyed?
10:11
18/03/10 Anonymous
Does anyone have intel
on pawns that probably belong to NW?
8:21
18/03/10 Anonymous
Jude:-
Sah or The Kevolution
8:19
18/03/10 Anonymous
Beau is dead.
7:33
18/03/10 Chom Isis
Quinton is dead.
5:01
18/03/10 Chom Isis
Confirmed:
Bruce is Crikey's! KILL HIM!
0:20
18/03/10 Anonymous
Toby:-
Sah or RobertIanWLang
... also he takes size 12 boots.
20:17
17/03/10 Anonymous
Have you no conscience?
I miss you my little pawn... sniff
17:43
17/03/10 Anonymous
'I'm alive, still
alive. I survived another night in
Reading, the murder capital of the
world' (Anonymous Pawn)
8:59
17/03/10 Anonymous
MURDER.... I thank you
Mr Weasel
55-95% Murder
FROM: 22:56 15/03/10 :: TO: 4:56
17/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 21h 1m
Target Pawn: Walker
89-99% Murder
FROM: 6:36 15/03/10 :: TO: 12:36
16/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 4h 41m
Target Pawn: Johnathan
5:27
17/03/10 Anonymous
Johnathan is dead.
5:24
17/03/10 Chom Isis
many
15:50
16/03/10 Anonymous
how many pawns will die
as soon as they are bought i wonder?
14:17
16/03/10 A-Man
But NW will be getting
his at the moment. And another one
of his pawns bites the dust.
14:13
16/03/10 Anonymous
Walker is dead.
13:01
16/03/10 Chom Isis
It's nauseated Weasel
that is betting like a madman, the
ranking is affected by how much
money one has, and he's been up
there forever. I think that if
someone overbids all his puny
attempts of getting the pawns he
will soon jump to first place as
usual.
DON'T BE FOOLED the beta testers
know the game better than us 'first
timers' and are using this to win.
11:40
16/03/10 Anonymous
Looking at the leader
board it must be Vader.
Suck my Wookiee, then give me
pawn!!!
10:41
16/03/10 Anonymous
Who is hoarding all the
pawns? :) Can we out them?
9:21
16/03/10 Anonymous
MURDER....
55-95% Murder
FROM: 22:56 15/03/10 :: TO: 4:56
17/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 21h 1m
Target Pawn: Who will be the next to
go?
89-99% Murder
FROM: 6:36 15/03/10 :: TO: 12:36
16/03/10:: TIME LEFT: 4h 41m
Target Pawn: Oh dear I removed this
one too.
7:56
16/03/10 Anonymous
PAAAAAAAAAAAWNS!!!!
22:43
15/03/10 Anonymous
Alfred is dead.
21:42
15/03/10 Chom Isis
Johnathan and Walker -
come in your time is up.
The Grim Reaper
16:24
15/03/10 Anonymous
The curly haired freak
will be sleeping with the fishes
very soon.
Though in the Thames they may not be
fishes.
16:18
15/03/10 Anonymous
Kill Quinton. Kill
Quinton. Concrete Boots for Quinton.
How deep and fast flowing is the
Thames at the moment?
16:15
15/03/10 Anonymous
Quinton is either owned
by Steel Cipher or Nauseated
Weasel...
15:10
15/03/10 Anonymous
Travis, Sawyer, Marion,
Philip, Colin, Zander, Keegan and
Emanuel... all DEAD
how much longer will the bloodshed
go on for? at least until Quinton is
dead surely...
15:05
15/03/10 Anonymous
Rob can we have an idea
if it is pawn quantity or time that
generates a re-issue of pawns.
14:17
15/03/10 Anonymous
Zachery - Kennet Mouth,
Moor Copse, South Shinfield Road
9:23
15/03/10 Anonymous
Emanuel is dead.
7:42
15/03/10 Chom Isis
Keegan is dead.
23:58
14/03/10 Chom Isis
Bruce -
Romantic + Romantic (from two
jobs)
Gravel Hill
Emmer Green Common
Calcot Row
20:02
14/03/10 Anonymous
Johnny - either Lord
Vader or Fizz
20:01
14/03/10 Anonymous
Johnatan is
MATERIALIST
and finally Zander is dead...
15:35
14/03/10 Anonymous
Zander is dead.
14:19
14/03/10 Chom Isis
Confirmed:-
Keegan owned by Lord Vader
14:05
14/03/10 Anonymous
everything's suddenly
gone a little bit mental...
but the question is, when does the
new pawn batch appear???
11:16
14/03/10 Anonymous
Mateo:-
Mateo
11:42 4/03/10 (9d 19h 58m ) Created
by: Chom
Mr. Ping the Biscuit King
Created by a spy job at 11:42
4/03/10
11:42 4/03/10 (9d 19h 58m ) Created
by: Chom
Gordon
Created by a spy job at 11:42
4/03/10
7:40
14/03/10 Anonymous
Bruce:-
Romantic
Created by a spy job at 20:10
13/03/10
20:01 12/03/10 (1d 11h 37m ) Created
by: Chom
Gravel Hill
Created by a spy job at 20:01
12/03/10
20:01 12/03/10 (1d 11h 37m ) Created
by: Chom
Emmer Green Common
Created by a spy job at 20:01
12/03/10
20:01 12/03/10 (1d 11h 37m ) Created
by: Chom
Calcot Row
Created by a spy job at 20:01
12/03/10
7:40
14/03/10 Anonymous
Walker ->
Materialiast
Make him sad.
7:39
14/03/10 Anonymous
Confirmed:-
Dave owned by A-Man
7:38
14/03/10 Anonymous
Devin:-
Caversham Woodcote Road
Created by a spy job at 2:01
6/03/10
2:01 5/03/10 (9d 5h 35m ) Created
by: Chom
Horncastle
Created by a spy job at 2:01
5/03/10
2:01 6/03/10 (8d 5h 35m ) Created
by: Chom
Horncastle
Created by a spy job at 2:01
6/03/10
2:01 5/03/10 (9d 5h 35m ) Created
by: Chom
Christchurch
Created by a spy job at 2:01
5/03/10
2:01 6/03/10 (8d 5h 35m ) Created
by: Chom
Cressingham Road
Created by a spy job at 2:01
6/03/10
2:01 5/03/10 (9d 5h 35m ) Created
by: Chom
Lower Earley
Created by a spy job at 2:01
5/03/10
6:01 4/03/10 (10d 1h 35m ) Created
by: Chom
Eternal
Created by a spy job at 6:01
4/03/10
6:01 4/03/10 (10d 1h 35m ) Created
by: Chom
Nauseated Weasel
Created by a spy job at 6:01 4/03/10
7:37
14/03/10 Anonymous
Jonny:-
Home Lover
Created by a spy job at 10:01
5/03/10
7:36
14/03/10 Anonymous
Keegan:-
Bath Road
Created by a spy job at 18:01
12/03/10
18:01 12/03/10 (1d 13h 34m ) Created
by: Chom
Calcot Place
Created by a spy job at 18:01
12/03/10
18:01 12/03/10 (1d 13h 34m ) Created
by: Chom
Whitley
Created by a spy job at 18:01
12/03/10
14:13 13/03/10 (17h 21m ) Created
by: Chom
Lord Vader
Created by a spy job at 14:13
13/03/10
14:13 13/03/10 (17h 21m ) Created
by: Chom
A-Man
Created by a spy job at 14:13
13/03/10
7:36
14/03/10 Anonymous
Colin is dead.
3:01
14/03/10 Chom Isis
Philip is dead.
2:01
14/03/10 Chom Isis
I love the taste of
penis.
-The Fish
21:42
13/03/10 Anonymous
Marion has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
18:01
13/03/10 Chom Isis
Sawyer is dead.
16:01
13/03/10 Chom Isis
'Travis is dead. I made
the little bugger squeal as I
squeezed out the last breaths.
The Fish - 7:01 13/03/10'
Sometimes this game is so
life-affirming and satisfying :).
14:13
13/03/10 Anonymous
Travis is dead.
7:01
13/03/10 Chom Isis
The infamous Zander is
owned by Crikey.
Ooops did I say that out loud.
0:28
13/03/10 Anonymous
I know it's a long
shot, but does anyone want either
all their pawns murdered or nudged
into suicide?
If so please post lots of intel that
can be used for nuggets.
20:59
12/03/10 Anonymous
I want to rewrite the
Chom Help guide, do you think a
managed wiki is a good idea? Don't
clog up the board with answers,
email me instead (you should have my
email from the emails I sent out).
9:27
12/03/10 Administrator
Jimmy is dead.
9:01
12/03/10 Chom Isis
As is the saddo
Walker...
22:15
11/03/10 Anonymous
Quentin on the other
hand is owned by Nauseated
Weasel.
Player Name or Crikey
22:14
11/03/10 Anonymous
... or Crikey (doh!!)
20:06
11/03/10 Anonymous
Zander is appararantly
owned by Player Name or Zander, so
if anyone wants to bump them off, be
my guest
20:06
11/03/10 Anonymous
so, why is Zander still
alive?
19:16
11/03/10 Anonymous
Cake or Death?
12:32
11/03/10 Anonymous
Two empty graves
waiting to be filled.
11:56
11/03/10 Anonymous
Leonard seems too
happy. Jump Leonard, jump!
9:14
11/03/10 Anonymous
Let's see if Bret
becomes sadder :). Who knows, maybe
will get to dance on his grave.
20:45
10/03/10 Anonymous
More murders, drive
pawn prices down
12:53
10/03/10 Anonymous
Well some of them
anyway
12:45
10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
Very cool. I'll hold
off on the murders for now then
12:43
10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
Multiple deaths will
have to be performed before it adds
any more.
12:36
10/03/10 Administrator
what will trigger the
release of a new batch? A single
death or will it wait for multiple
deaths?
12:27
10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
WARNING! Game Engine
change! I'm brining forward a small
feature from the next version (v3.3)
to help balance and gameplay. From
now on, pawns will be added in
batches rather than one by
one.
This weekend, I'll be releasing some
screenshots for the next version of
Chom.
12:22
10/03/10 Administrator
Crikey - yes a pawn can
die of sadness after the auction
finishes but it will happen on the
next hourly update.
12:14
10/03/10 Administrator
What was the winning
bid?
It costs about ~2500 to murder a
pawn, so it may not be costs
effective to pay more than that?
12:08
10/03/10 Anonymous
Cheers Steel, much
appreciated. The two jobs finish
later today hopefully we will see
some interesting actions
11:04
10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
I've chipped in to help
Crikey with his noble work. Perhaps
I've started a fashion :)
11:00
10/03/10 Steel Cipher
Leonard is already
going to be sadder once the auction
finishes. I've set up two destroy
jobs on him which take place
today.
Happy bidding.
Rob is it possible for a pawn to die
from sadness moments after the
auction finishes?
10:39
10/03/10 Crikey OReilly
Let's 'whack' Leonard
as soon as the auction's over.
10:27
10/03/10 Steel Cipher
Looks like Sawyer is
about to bite the dust.
9:00
10/03/10 Anonymous
Sawyer sounds like a
good target... but unfortunately you
didn't use your name so i can't send
the resources to bump him off...
23:58
9/03/10 Anonymous
Sawyer, your time is
up?
20:08
9/03/10 Anonymous
wink
14:56
9/03/10 Anonymous
Come on guys, play the
game.
Duplicity, double(and
triple)-dealing, theft, subterfuge,
betrayal. Currency of life! You know
the kind of thing.
14:40
9/03/10 Anonymous
:) Enough of the Dark
Side. Could someone 'out' one of
Vader's pawns? I have his best
interests at heart, of course.
11:59
9/03/10 Anonymous
York is dead.
10:48
9/03/10 Chom Isis
Do we have any intel on
Mr Ping's pawns i.e. who, at the
very least
10:18
9/03/10 Anonymous
Don't waste your money
on buying Uriah. He is already
dead...
13:32
8/03/10 Anonymous
Clint is dead.
5:01
8/03/10 Chom Isis
Zatchery, Zander and
Johnny.
22:41
7/03/10 Anonymous
Nominations please for
next targets
22:16
7/03/10 Steel Cipher
Will Clint survive
long?
22:14
7/03/10 Anonymous
Finlay has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
22:01
7/03/10 Chom Isis
Lets auction him as
well
22:00
7/03/10 Anonymous
And Zander?
21:53
7/03/10 Anonymous
Ok, Eternal. Are there
people other than Crikey who would
like Clint done. We have auction's
for Pawn's, what is wrong with an
auction for doing away with them?
Will Eternal stump up more to keep
him alive, than say his fellow
alliance members agitating to have
him removed?
21:44
7/03/10 Steel Cipher
C'mon eternal we know
he's yours...
21:15
7/03/10 Crikey OReilly
How much would Eternal
pay not to have Clint murdered? It
may be worth while, Crikey?
20:33
7/03/10 Steel Cipher
CLINT, CLINT, CLINT,
CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT,
CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT,
CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT,
CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT,
CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT, CLINT,
CLINT, CLINT,
20:29
7/03/10 Crikey OReilly
There are so many to
choose from though :)
20:26
7/03/10 Steel Cipher
It's not going to save
him though. Once we decide to whack
him. He will stay whacked...
20:17
7/03/10 Anonymous
Oh look, someones spied
on Philip again. Funny thing is
whenever he gets unhappy he just
moves.
16:56
7/03/10 Anonymous
Guys stop spying on my
pawns, it's just not nice. BASTARDS!
15:32
7/03/10 Anonymous
Eternal...we are coming
for one of yours.
21:58
6/03/10 Anonymous
Finaly will soon be
going the same way as Keith...
16:01
6/03/10 Anonymous
Well I wasn't
considering ZANDER who is as good as
dead...
0:01
6/03/10 Anonymous
There are still 40
ATOW... although mateo may well be
on the way out...
0:00
6/03/10 Anonymous
Oh oh oh... a murder
job has been carried out!
CLASS!
41 little Reading pawns looking at a
mime,
One looked a bit too long
and then there were 39!
23:59
5/03/10 Anonymous
Conor is dead.
22:39
5/03/10 Chom Isis
I think that I helped
Mateo into his death winning spiral
of depression... Oh well next one is
ZANDER!
22:04
5/03/10 Anonymous
Zander has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
21:41
5/03/10 Anonymous
Mateo is already dead,
he just doesn't know it...
15:07
5/03/10 Anonymous
Now you know what
happens when you threaten Zander. He
gets his revenge in first. Right
Clint. You're next...
14:13
5/03/10 Anonymous
Mateo next :)
13:44
5/03/10 Anonymous
Keith has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
13:39
5/03/10 Chom Isis
I knew I misheard when
I was told about this great free
pawn site.
11:30
5/03/10 Anonymous
I quit this game is
tooooooo boring
- The Majestic Fizz
11:08
5/03/10 Anonymous
Honestly speaking I do
not understand why there is so much
hate against ZANDER. Ok, he's got
the worst name ever, even uglier
than ROBERT-IAN, but he's such a
jolly good fellow, why don't you
leave him (her?) alone?
BASTARDS!
Oh and by the way I have already set
a kill job on him.
9:42
5/03/10 Anonymous
Does someone want
Zander dead?
9:26
5/03/10 Anonymous
There are people in
this world and they want to KILL
YOU!! They want to KILL YOU, KILL
your FAMILY and KILL everyone YOU
know!!
These people are Zanders!!!!
But who is going to stop them? the
council? the government? God? No,
Not even Rob!!!!
It is up to YOU, to save everything
you hold dear!!!
KILL all Zanders
on sight, preserving our way of
life.
- Paid for by the 'Why isn't
Zander
dead yet benevolent fund'
9:21
5/03/10 Anonymous
Looks like going to
York during the weekend IS NOT going
to be a good idea...
if you get my meaning...
;)
23:42
4/03/10 Anonymous
Oh look, my pawn has
had a questionnaire sent to him to
fill out.
Unfortunately, I have the funds to
commit random murder.
So no more questionnaires please,
unless you want random murder to be
on *your* guilty conscience.
Exit stage left:
Voice off-state left: I'm sure that
will have the desired effect
22:20
4/03/10 Anonymous
Death to Zander?
16:05
4/03/10 Anonymous
I am totally impressed
at how Nauseated Weasel seems to be
always at the top of the
leaderboard. Good Job Mate!
Now time to die...
A friend
16:03
4/03/10 Anonymous
Keith is
dooooooomed
- Sah
12:55
4/03/10 Anonymous
is it not Ha. Ha, Ha?
22:41
3/03/10 Anonymous
Ah. Ah. Ah.
My sides are splitting!
Now I have a new target to
annihilate, will leave Zander for
now!
22:40
3/03/10 Lord Vader
and just so that no one
takes Lord Vader too
seriously...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM&feature=related
22:39
3/03/10 Anonymous
and just so that no one
takes Lord Vader too
seriously...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM&feature=related
22:37
3/03/10 Anonymous
Mr.Ping the Biscuit
King is not logging since the first
day, that is quite strange, surely
we have a multi account case here, I
think that Rob owes us an
explanation.
22:34
3/03/10 Anonymous
Just so that you have
trouble sleeping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqJS3EQ_v6w
22:30
3/03/10 Lord Vader
How can you even see my
end? I haven't taken my trousers
down - Quinton
21:50
3/03/10 Crikey OReilly
what's that i see? the
admin account left unattended?
surely not from the ever-vigilant
Rob...?
20:52
3/03/10 Anonymous
Quinton -
your end is nigh
14:53
3/03/10 Anonymous
I'll stalk Zander for
an alliance, but perhaps let me
join?
14:16
3/03/10 Anonymous
Zander
14:14
3/03/10 Anonymous
Anyone want a pawn
spied on?
14:01
3/03/10 Anonymous
I just felt like
sharing my thoughts of the day
....
Pawn ... pawn-pawn ... pawn ... pawn
... lunch ... pawn ... pawn ... pawn
... pawn ... porn ... pawn ...
pawn-porn ... pawn ... pwn u all!!!!
13:46
3/03/10 Anonymous
Feel the anger swelling
up inside, let go of your hate. It
is the only way you can destroy me.
13:25
3/03/10 Anonymous
Wish I did.
13:18
3/03/10 Player Name
Another joke on my
lightsaber and I will choke you to
death, PLAYER NAME (I know who you
are)!
13:17
3/03/10 Lord Vader
What does Vader do with
his light sabre when it is turned
off?
11:56
3/03/10 Anonymous
Quinton - we
are coming for you...
10:16
3/03/10 Anonymous
I feel your lack of
faith disturbing... (heavy breath
sound)...
10:07
3/03/10 Lord Vader
My pawns are happier
than some, and unhappier than
others. Probably time to join an
alliance.
9:24
3/03/10 Steel Cipher
As my pawns are happy,
perhaps my resources should be in an
alliance? There seem to be some
pawn's struggling or struggling on
there own. Maybe I can help? You
know who you are.
22:35
2/03/10 Anonymous
This game is bugged I
just killed Zander but he's still
there. I think that this game is
rigged so that Fish and Byrne always
win it, it's clear now. Oh and Rob
is totally gay!
21:02
2/03/10 Anonymous
Not sure if this is the
right place to ask but can I join an
alliance?
Death to Zander!!!
18:56
2/03/10 Nauseated Weasel
or maybe just maimed?
17:55
2/03/10 Anonymous
Please close your tags,
ta. I'll delete any messages as and
when I can if the tags aren't
closed. Thanks!
17:22
2/03/10 Administrator
ZANDER
MUST DIE!!!
17:22
2/03/10 Anonymous
Please close your tags,
ta. I'll delete any messages as and
when I can if the tags aren't
closed. Thanks!
17:21
2/03/10 Administrator
Mmmm something happened
to the board, some html tags
perhaps? Shoddy programming Rob? I
think I want to quit this game
immediately, but before leaving I
wanted to say that ZANDER is a pawn
owned by Lord Vader, and likes to
suck dicks (Porn Deviant).
17:13
2/03/10 Anonymous
Not Zander, surely,
think of the children.
KILL HIM.
- Chom Isis
17:13
2/03/10 Anonymous
Someone wants me to
kill Zander
17:11
2/03/10 Anonymous
When I win this
game, men are going to want
to be me and girls are gonig
to want to be with me!
17:10
2/03/10 Anonymous
I'm a lady boy, I don't
want anything to do with you...
17:08
2/03/10 Anonymous
When I win this game,
men are going to want to be me and
girls are gonig to want to be with
me!
16:46
2/03/10 Anonymous
If I'm not in your
alliance, can I join?
16:03
2/03/10 Anonymous
'There is clearly still
a bug, as the system is
auto-generating abusive messages
:)'
I take personal offence to that, my
abuse was not auto-generated, it was
bloody thought through!
15:49
2/03/10 Anonymous
If I know Rob, it's not
a bug, it's a FEATURE!! :D
15:21
2/03/10 Anonymous
There is clearly still
a bug, as the system is
auto-generating abusive messages :)
15:18
2/03/10 Anonymous
No you are mistaken,
Rob is the Great Androgynous Yesman
for Listings Of Redundant Data for
his company. A respectable
position.
-Player Name
14:42
2/03/10 Anonymous
Rob, I heard you were
the Supreme Head of Intelligence
Training for your company is this
correct?
14:37
2/03/10 Anonymous
Hi 'Rob',
I am Lord Vader, and my real name is
Frederick Unwin Charles Kenndy of
Underworld, or FUCK U for
short,
Regards,
Lord Vader
14:34
2/03/10 Anonymous
Yeah! What name is
ZANDER anyways?!
- Mr.Peabody
14:34
2/03/10 Anonymous
Kill Zander, he is
really starting to bug me.
14:30
2/03/10 Anonymous
Sure Rob,
I am Lord Vader and my real name is
Anakin Skywalker, I was looking for
my son, but ended up in this
messageboard and decided to
register, now I have to kill you
all, but that's surely ok with you
all.
After all looking at the names
registered is quite clear that you
all have got issues.
-Lord Vader
14:26
2/03/10 Anonymous
Sure Rob, I'm Lord
Vader and my real name is Mr
Can-you-see-my-umbilical-cord?
13:50
2/03/10 Anonymous
Our second bug! Still
The Leaderboard acting up (it seems
to be filled with a load of random
loonies). I will take a look at it
tonight. As far as I can tell, it's
showing in the right order, just not
everyone (and all the names seem
quite suspect). Which is very odd.
There are 14 players in the game!
Could you all let me know what your
real names are and I'll
fix'em?
- Rob
13:45
2/03/10 Anonymous
Well well well York
looks like an easy pick, unnamed
killer...
13:36
2/03/10 Anonymous
Unlucky tristan...
Anyone else need someone removed
from the game? Offers accepted
12:34
2/03/10 Anonymous
Tristen has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
12:32
2/03/10 Chom Isis
Me wants to join the
alliance under the name of WAR(D),
can you plis give me the passwor so
that I can join the allianz called
WAR(D). No the others allianzes the
one called WAR(D).
10:30
2/03/10 Anonymous
Poor clint looks like
he is losing the will to live. For a
small consideration I can help
him.....
8:44
2/03/10 Anonymous
Benny has committed
suicide. The more unhappy a pawn
gets, the more likely this is to
occur.
20:43
1/03/10 Chom Isis
Leaderboard is now
fixed!
19:40
1/03/10 Administrator
Nnnnnnnaaaaaaa he will
die by himself soon, suicide it's
the only option when you are a pawn
owned by MR PING THE BISCUIT KING...
17:56
1/03/10 Anonymous
Lets all jump on Benny.
He looks cheerful
16:45
1/03/10 Anonymous
I want to join the Mad
Max Alliance, care to send me a
password anyone?
Gordon
16:29
1/03/10 Anonymous
Twenty Eight puny and
little pawns going down to
Reading
CLINT drowned in WOODFORD PARK and
then there were twenty-seven!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14:41
1/03/10 Anonymous
Just got an anonymous
mail saying that:
Fish is ETERNAL
Bryne is RobIanWLang
John is Player Name
Scary... I am ETERNAL and I am not
Fish....
14:18
1/03/10 Anonymous
Alliance building up. 2
so far, looking for a third.
Contacting individuals as and when
to see if suitable / mean enough to
join
13:10
1/03/10 Anonymous
Muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
13:08
1/03/10 Anonymous
Our first bug! The
Leaderboard seems to be acting up. I
will take a look at it tonight. As
far as I can tell, it's showing in
the right order, just not everyone.
Which is very odd. There are 14
players in the game!
- Rob
12:46
1/03/10 Administrator
Has anyone else had
extortion demands from Lord Vader?
12:45
1/03/10 Anonymous
I'm going to win so
fuck you all, especially you fish
12:17
1/03/10 Anonymous